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Old 07-05-2008, 17:21   #1
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Talking Em's bar

its a lovely sunny day and i am thinking how nice it would be to be out in my garden with an alcoholic beverage....but i dont have any so i am setting up a virtual bar, i will be your bar maid

as you can plainly see this is my outside bar so you can smoke inside and the alcohol is free

We stock crisps and nuts and non alcoholic beverages so everyone is welcome....... have a drink and a natter and enjoy

Im on tia maira and coke... plenty of ice
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:23   #2
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Pint of carling please. wheres the loo, and the pool table?
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:24   #3
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can you not see them?? how many you had already?
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:43   #4
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Pint of Guinness Extra Cold please..............and do you have any of those cheese and pickle type snacks......?
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:44   #5
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yepindeedy... we have everything (big stockroom ) now no getting boisterous you fellas.... i have a couple of big guys on the door
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:56   #6
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Looks to me like there might be rain later, I'll stay here with my 12, erm no 11, ah, I mean 9 cans, (must learn to count quicker than I can drink).
Peanuts I've got, even some Pringles, (how posh is that?) (sell by date some other forgotten party), and I have a bench in the backyard facing straight into the sun, it's a bit damp 'cos it's a bit far from the toilet but hey on the plus side that makes this a Sauna!
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:57   #7
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we have a roof.... the rain wont get us and theres shutters as well.....its an all weather bar
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:03   #8
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we have a roof.... the rain wont get us and theres shutters as well.....its an all weather bar
I can't believe it, you really believed I was a weather forecaster, don't let this suit and tie fool you, I'm just a very old chav who can't afford a check baseball cap!

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Old 07-05-2008, 18:05   #9
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i remember when my grandad first saw a woman wearing burberry...... he said why has that woman got her coat on inside out! apparently thats what mac lining looks like
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:10   #10
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i remember when my grandad first saw a woman wearing burberry...... he said why has that woman got her coat on inside out! apparently thats what mac lining looks like
My mac had special slits to allow you to get hold of things without opening the buttons, I stopped wearing it when I realised why it was a popular coat with the flashers!
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:21   #11
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I'll have some Newfie Screech ... if you don't have that, I'll have Swish ... and a couple of bambi burgers with poutine ... and put some hockey on tv, eh
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:24   #12
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Large white wine with loads of ice please
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:24   #13
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I'll have some Newfie Screech ... if you don't have that, I'll have Swish ... and a couple of bambi burgers with poutine ... and put some hockey on tv, eh
Excuse me, would you like a job as a bouncer? You can keep people like you out and get paid for it!
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:26   #14
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wheres my dj?? she should be here by now!
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:28   #15
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wheres my dj?? she should be here by now!
She?

Oooh! That will cost you,

Cashy would do it just for the ale and he hasn't been drinking for years!
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