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Old 14-06-2012, 11:58   #1
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He said to me

He said to me....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... you wear pants don't you.

He said to me...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said...That's a good idea-you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa.

He said to me...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him....They don't have time.

He said to me....Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and Good-looking? I said to him...They already have boyfriends.

He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said ....A widow.

He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him...Single women come home,see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home ,see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Old 14-06-2012, 12:02   #2
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I like it.
Made me laugh.
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Old 14-06-2012, 15:10   #3
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Me to
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Old 14-06-2012, 17:23   #4
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Brill
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Old 14-06-2012, 17:35   #5
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Aha, so that's the way of it is it ? Oh deary, deary me !
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Old 14-06-2012, 17:50   #6
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Sorry not impressed
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