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Old 20-05-2004, 19:42   #16
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Re: Is anyone into swinging?

Question. - If Bob Carolgees put his little dog in the oven, could he be done for Spit roasting???
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Old 31-05-2004, 13:19   #17
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Re: Is anyone into swinging?

Here is an extract from a Mills and Boon novel which may have some relevance to this thread. On the other hand it may not


Who said romance was dead!




We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.

The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only

those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,

and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead

added the final touch to the most romantic scene.



We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her

now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of

dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was

waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching
organ.

I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.



Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned

ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached

every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair

every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.


As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing
climax,

it was all I could do to hold out any longer.



Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and

passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp

grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into

the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an

amorous embrace.



I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good

she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then

whispered, 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.



This book is only for sale, now, in New Zealand, Wales, and

certain parts of Derbyshire.
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Old 31-05-2004, 13:45   #18
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ok someone please pm me and explain what dogging is.

im hung over at the moment and mabye a little confused
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Old 31-05-2004, 14:58   #19
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That sounds as though it would be a best-seller in Yorkshire, lettie
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Old 01-06-2004, 18:15   #20
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ok someone please pm me and explain what dogging is.

im hung over at the moment and mabye a little confused


Hehehehehe, can't say on here Mac, but I'll pm you.
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Old 01-06-2004, 18:44   #21
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Hehehehehe, can't say on here Mac, but I'll pm you.
Is that why your little dog gets so much exercise
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Old 01-06-2004, 18:50   #22
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It's nothing to do with dogs, looks like you may need a pm too...

It's amazing what you come across in the health service....
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Old 01-06-2004, 18:56   #23
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With eager anticipation...
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Old 01-06-2004, 19:14   #24
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Cheers lettie. How naive of me thinking Stan collymore was taking poor little Fido out for a walk merely as a form of exercise
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Old 18-06-2004, 17:08   #25
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To say there have been so many people who have looked at this thread there as not been a lot of serious comments or messages posted! If people like to swing then that is their perogative, dosen't to me seem like people are respecting other people's values and beliefs in this thread!
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Old 19-06-2004, 20:51   #26
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I personally would not call swinging a value or a belief. It is a form of sexual expression which between consenting adults is fine, as long as it is not rammed down everybody else's throats (literally). It's foolhardy to believe that you can post a topic such as this, in an open forum and not expect ridicule and jokes. I will personally rip the Pee out of just about anything. This doesn't mean that I am in any way immature or judgemental, it simply means that you have given me the opportunity, and I rarely miss one.

If you would like a sensible debate about swinging, then visit one of their websites. There are thousands out there. Try Google..
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Old 20-06-2004, 12:17   #27
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lettie pass on some websites to the person involved and maybe we can clean up this thread
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Old 20-06-2004, 12:25   #28
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Clean it up?
All we need to do is remove the drivel about swinging, then leave the thread to meander along in a light-hearted, irreverent kind of way.

But then again if we removed reference to swinging, we would have nothing to take the p... out of.
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Old 21-06-2004, 14:48   #29
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Re: Is anyone into swinging?

Hi Lancs Lad............if you're still desperate for your leg over in Accy, then I'm afraid I can't help you. However, if you're ever down in the big smoke, then I suggest you visit this little establishment..........just give 'em my name on the door & again with some of the girlies....they'll look after you.

http://www.worldofwicked.com/

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Old 21-06-2004, 14:59   #30
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Wo Tealeaf about a year ago i offered the same advice and got jumped on by certain members
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