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[Less]

Yes folks you haven't got much time left to use up your full quota of posts for AccyWebs 2013 comments on site.
So start posting now, before the 2014 post prices come into effect.

Erm? Can we have a 'post price' before the event?

Well, of course we can, this is AccyWeb anything can happen, so to ensure you have no increase over the next 365 or is it 366? Days, post now and avoid the inflation charges.

Oh, and have a happy new one.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Less......I hope you have a very Happy, healthy New Year.
Personally 2013 can get lost...it has been absolutely rubbish.

[cashman]

Less yeh owd soak, have a great un.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Less......I hope you have a very Happy, healthy New Year.
Personally 2013 can get lost...it has been absolutely rubbish.

Nothing wrong with those sentiments...


...except...


Being far more ept than our politicians, I can predict that prices of everything are likely to be higher in 2014.

Is there such a word as ept?

I know that 95% of our politicians are inept, but to be honest I've never heard anyone give any of them a compliment along the line of, 'hey, our Chancellor of the exchequer has really been ept with his fiscal policies' (maybe it will happen next year?).

[Less]

Originally Posted by cashman

Less yeh owd soak, have a great un.

Thanks Cashy same back at you.

This New Year's Eve I'm experimenting.
I plan to bring it in with a drink I've never had, nor would I have thought I could possibly admit to trying.

CHERRY COLA!!!

Fortunately I plan to lace it with lashings of Navy Rum.

Splice the main brace mates.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Less if you can be inept...the surely you can be ept...Maybe Eric will fill us in....he is good at conundrums like that(Sue would have helped him).

Good luck with the Cherry Cola......I would drink the rum and sit looking at the cherry cola.
It's the kind of stuff you sprinkle round your plants to keep the cats off....the cherry cola, that is...not the Rum!

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Less if you can be inept...the surely you can be ept...Maybe Eric will fill us in....he is good at conundrums like that(Sue would have helped him).

Good luck with the Cherry Cola......I would drink the rum and sit looking at the cherry cola.
It's the kind of stuff you sprinkle round your plants to keep the cats off....the cherry cola, that is...not the Rum!

Sorry Margaret ept is one of those strange words that doesn't follow the alphabet, strangely, it appears in the dictionary next to gullible.

Blame my doctor for the cola, he said I should have more soft drinks, fortunately he didn't specify what I should dilute them with.

No doubt I will sprinkle it around my plants, when I can no longer get upstairs to the toilet.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Chuck it down the bog Less...by pass the digestive tract and clean the lavvy at the same time...job done!

[DaveinGermany]

Save the Cola for the morning Less just stick to the Rum, you don't want to be mixing your drinks now, it'll make you proper ill!

At present I'm imbibing of "Herforder Weihnachtsbier" dark & delightful, with a rich roasted maltiness & with a pleasantly "who cares" numbing 5.8%, it'll be a pleasant evening. I may even join you in the Rum stakes later with a "Pusser's Navy Rum", also dark, aromatic & treacly with a brain mashing 54.5% ..... Cheers!

Now Later

[Margaret Pilkington]

You'd better be eating that Egg and fried bread in the morning Son!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You'd better be eating that Egg and fried bread in the morning Son!

Egg & fried bread aren't the problem Ma, think we run into problems with the Morning bit!