October, What a miserable month!

Less · 27-09-2018, 14:17

Actually it used to be one of the months I really enjoyed, autumn just taking a grip leaves changing colour, preparing to hunker down for winter by putting a bit extra on the gas & electric meters, but now...

... we have stoptober some charity wanting us to give up smoking, another charity even worse, wanting us to go a whole 31 days without a hangover.

Now we have a British student offering sex!
The problem is she's a virgin going by the name of 'Amy', & the price tag is 2 million pounds, now I don't mind helping the poor girl out, but her planning is all wrong, November would be better for me, I might just be able to afford it with the money I save in October from ceasing my other vices.

Margaret Pilkington · 27-09-2018, 14:21

All I can say Less is, if you think that what you save from not smoking and not drinking will fund this venture.....then believe me your heart would not stand it!
Not to mention some of your other parts.

Less · 27-09-2018, 14:27

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

All I can say Less is, if you think that what you save from not smoking and not drinking will fund this venture.....then believe me your heart would not stand it!
Not to mention some of your other parts.

Margaret, at least with a month not doing everything else I'd be able to work towards giving her a deposit!

Margaret Pilkington · 27-09-2018, 15:34

Ooooh Less....you nawdy boy!

Less · 27-09-2018, 15:34

I think in actual fact, that if I could afford to pay 2 million to this young slut, after all she is offering some mug sex for money, I would tie her up (no not a fantasy) with legalities and offer her virginity to the nation, to be preserved until her grandchildren died, thus keeping her away from any other poor fool, if, after a compulsory annual medical examination let's say on her birthday she was no longer found to be a virgin then all monies plus interest would be returned to me.
We all want to make money, but I can't be arsed about how much she's asking.

Margaret Pilkington · 27-09-2018, 15:39

That is an interesting proposition, but how would she preserve her virginity until her grandchildren died....how would that work?
And I know that it wouldn't.

I really don't 'get' the auctioning off of virginity.
Apart from the obvious, what, really is in it for the man?
Not a great deal I would suspect....and how little she respects and values herself.

Less · 27-09-2018, 16:03

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

That is an interesting proposition, but how would she preserve her virginity until her grandchildren died....how would that work?
And I know that it wouldn't.

I really don't 'get' the auctioning off of virginity.
Apart from the obvious, what, really is in it for the man?
Not a great deal I would suspect....and how little she respects and values herself.

Exactly,
Of course it wouldn't but it would keep her from enjoying life.
I'll be fooked if I know.
Repeat the above.
If anything, at least a non virgin can be ready for the disappointment she is possibly going to get.
The lack of personal respect is possibly the major factor of this idiot girls proposal.

Margaret Pilkington · 27-09-2018, 18:05

Less, you have a remarkable way of taking something that you put a jokey slant on.....and bringing to it a reality(and sometimes the stupidity) that puts it into stark contrast..and makes us think.
Well, it makes ME think!

Less · 27-09-2018, 18:18

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Less, you have a remarkable way of taking something that you put a jokey slant on.....and bringing to it a reality(and sometimes the stupidity) that puts it into stark contrast..and makes us think.
Well, it makes ME think!

Well shucks, (he says whilst blushing from embarrassment), thank ye ma'am, you have spotted my weakness.
I love to point out the sillyness in a stupid situation, for example, it's like a nun dominating sex with a clown, it's virgin on the rediculous!

Margaret Pilkington · 27-09-2018, 19:54

Stop it Less....I laughed so much the tears ran down my leg.
They said the old ones were the best.....jokes I mean...not you.
Like Gremlin....th'art nobbut a lad.

Gremlin · 28-09-2018, 09:44

Thanks for the compliment Margaret.
There are days I feel “nowt but a lad” but they are getting fewer.

Margaret Pilkington · 28-09-2018, 12:57

Russell, your body may feel your age, but your brain doesn't have to.

Gremlin · 28-09-2018, 14:46

The old brain is functioning very well Margaret. I’ve yet to tell it I’v passed 25 years old.

Margaret Pilkington · 28-09-2018, 14:58

Russell....I am much the same....my brain is about 14....but my carcass is about 35.....in spite of what it says on my birth certificate.

Less · 30-09-2018, 13:47

This young lady reminds me of a quote:-

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“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”

― Winston S. Churchill