Oh Boy, I Can See Some Regret's.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Less

Perhaps we should throw this thread open as a guide to what we shouldn't buy for our spouse this Christmas?

That's an easy one Less.
How about one of those horrible 'onesies' they're pushing at the moment, must make you look like Andy Pandy(look him up if you're under 50). Tiger skin pattern sounds fetching.
Pair it with a Minnie Mouse latex mask, tell her you knew she didn't like red and black underwear but you're into Disney characters.
She'll probably kill you but then again it could be your lucky night.

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I think that most men use their ineptitude at present buying as some kind of psychological crutch......and an excuse to keep the cash in their wallet!

That's cruel, Margaret! We're all very hurt. Probably true, though. But not in my case-look at the imagination I've just shown, didn't even think of the cost!

Although when a man has bought himself what he wanted for Christmas there isn't much money left for his other half.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Here is a link that may help you.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...questions.html

And the next episode of the blog is here
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...-the-pain.html

If these don't help, maybe they will at least make you smile.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Here is a link that may help you.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...questions.html

And the next episode of the blog is here
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...-the-pain.html

If these don't help, maybe they will at least make you smile.

Now you have put a link on I'll take a look, sorry if I stepped on your toes, but a blog isn't really for conversation, just so long as we can have a bit of fun, let's take the P' out of what's being offered up in the adverts.

[Less]

Hmmm, one link took me to a tale of Albert and the lion, the other was just as obscure.

Both were in Anything goes.

Is it me?

[Margaret Pilkington]

must be you Less. they work for me.
No, my toes are intact.
And yes, I know a blog isn't conversation, but it might give those who are in the conversation some food for thought...rattle some mental pebbles......and it boosts my readership no end

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

must be you Less. they work for me.
No, my toes are intact.
And yes, I know a blog isn't conversation, but it might give those who are in the conversation some food for thought...rattle some mental pebbles......and it boosts my readership no end

It seems to be a mobile phone thing.

Using tapatalk takes me to what I said, if instead I look at the links on ordinary AccyWeb, straight through to your blog, ain't technology wonderful? I'd forgotten we had the words for Albert & the lion onsite.

[Gordon Booth]

I don't believe it!
I'd gone on M&S to check the spelling of 'onesie' so they're sending me bumph on them.
Guess what- there's a Mickey and Minnie onsie with a hood with mouse ears on it!

And the ladies love it!

So how out of touch am I?

If my other half came to bed in one of those I think I'd be awake all night laughing. If she left me conscious that long! Thank heavens in my 'youf' baby doll nighties were the fashion.

Then again, perhaps I should rush out and buy her one?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Then again, perhaps I should rush out and buy her one?

Why not?
The material in those things is so thin that if she farts while you're making love, it makes it seem like a parachute canopy as you come into land.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Less

Why not?
The material in those things is so thin that if she farts while you're making love, it makes it seem like a parachute canopy as you come into land.

You're speaking from experience, Less?
So more than one reason to recommend them?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You're speaking from experience, Less?

No, I've never met your wife.