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Old 06-10-2006, 12:59   #1
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The Rat man cometh

A few of you know from a conversation we had in the chat room I have at the moment a plague of rat, (no it's not a typo' so far as I can tell at the moment there is only one of them).

The area I live in (just off Blackburn Road), is going through alot of re-developement at the moment (empty houses and lots of construction work), because of this according The 'Environmental Health Operative',(known from now on as 'the rat man for short), the rats are very big problem at the moment.

There used to be two of them and it was the death of the first that lead me to discovering the existence of the second.

One Friday afternoon I noticed a different, strange smell in my kitchen, and started to investigate, the smell was strongest in the area of my sink unit, while looking at the side of this where my water pipes go into it what did I see looking out but my friend ratty. I made a mental note that first thing Monday I would get the rat man out to sort it.

On the Saturday the smell in my kitchen was worse, all windows throughout the house open and still the smell gets stronger, by Sunday, I had to take drastic action to try and get rid of this terrible smell.
So with a few carpentry tools out came the shelves and off came the back panel of the sink unit. All this succeeded to do was allow an even stronger rotting smell to permeate my house and allow easier access for the living rat and I still couldn't find the source of the smell.

Monday the Rat man is called with a promise to get here Tuesday, he arrived Wednesday, walked into my kitchen and said, "you've got a dead rat". I also informed him that I had a live one, I'll put some poison down was his reply. What about the smell I asked him, he told me that they had a spray that could be used for that but in his opinion I would be better with the smell of the rat, because the spray was alot worse and penetrated the actual fabric of the house making it impossible to get rid of. It will fade in a couple of days he added.

Within a day of the poison being put down it had all gone been eaten or taken down the hole between the floor and the wall behind the unit.

For several days no sign of the rat and the smell was starting to fade, my life was starting to get back to abnormal.
One night I woke up and decided to make myself a brew, went to the kitchen, turned on the light and there was ratty scampering around the side of my cooker. so You're still here then you b*gger I shouted throwing the nearest thing to hand at it, (exit one full jar of coffee, MMMMM, smell the beans! as the glass shattered everywhere), Cool as a cucumber the rat just sort of strolled back into my sink unit and down it's hole not in the slightest disturbed by my presence.

This Wednesday the rat man arrived, How's the rat he asked I told him it's fine and sends him it's regards, we went through to the kitchen where much to my horror we saw that my kitchen window was absolutely covered in house flies, (it was like that scene from nightmare on Elm st where the priest went into that room full of flies), the rat man took this in his stride, ah good the flies are getting rid of the dead rat for you that will have helped stop the smell.

The rat man put down some more poison and said he would call next week,
at least he says it's poison, because whatever it is the rat doesn't look ill, it is high as a kite, absolutly stoned out of it's head, it has no fear in it at all, it just sort of sits there looking out from the sink unit and waves to me whenever I go past.

Excuse me is there anyone out there that could lend me an air-rifle?

I live in fear that it might somehow break into my fridge and attack my beer!
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Old 06-10-2006, 13:18   #2
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I wouldn't set much store by that poison if I were you Less.

When we had an empty house next door and the mice camping under the fireplace feature in there ran out of food which the previous occupants had left under there they decided to move en masse to chez Whisp. They came up under the skirting board by the fireplace.

We called in the council "destructors" as my Mum used to call them and they put down poison. It was blue. We began to find blue mouse droppings and many a happy cheery looking mouse scampering back down under the skirting boards. We blocked up holes - they found new ways in.

At the time we had a Jack Russell (well half of him was a sheepdog) and people said "good little ratters them". Maybe so but good little mouser he wasn't. He couldn't catch the wretched things for love nor money.

Mimi caught one once. She speared it with a nail file and came into the dining room triumphantly displaying it aloft like a shish kebab just as our dinner guests were sitting down to a meal.

Once when I moved the fridge to clean behind I found a mouse picnic site where they had taken dog biscuits up onto a ledge at the back of the fridge above the motor - neatly stacked biscuit supply, accompanied by blue pooh.

One night my late husband sneaked downstairs to where we'd left a cupboad door open with an open box of dog biccies inside - it was full of meeces. He slammed the door shut then taped a clear plastic bag over the front before opening it again and trying to trap the mice in the bag. Some escaped and they ran around the kitchen with him chasing them and whacking at them with his slipper - reminscent of a scene from Tom and Jerry! Mimi and I just fell about laughing.

We did manage to catch some in humane traps using mars bars as bait.

Eventually we resorted to borrowing a friend's cat!!!

These days we have cats of our own and narry a mouse to be seen.

Best of luck in the showdown with your rat.
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Old 06-10-2006, 13:45   #3
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Here's a few ideas for you and your whiskery friend, before you......


KILL IT!



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Old 06-10-2006, 16:48   #4
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Yet again, Thank you to rindy and willow, laugh's and titters all round for your input, however just a quick question?

If I go any further to be rid of my unwanted guest will I, (as others have been accused before me), be racist? after all a rat is a mammal and therefore we do share alot in common with them? Should I allow my rat the right to live? Should I let it become a buddy? (or would I then be accused of being a buddist?). Oh sod it! cut through the cr*p, I don't want the rat, as I've already asked,
anyone got an air rifle?



I don't think I'm going to be that good a shot!
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Old 06-10-2006, 17:13   #5
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You may be accused of being rattist (is that how you pronounce it?)
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Old 06-10-2006, 18:41   #6
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Is it cus he is black, you is gonna kill it?

Try talking to it first.

You may find death appeals to him, rather than living chez nous.
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anyone got an air rifle?
Yes I have thanks, I think you would be better of borrowing my air pistol if its inside. I will try and remember where I put it.
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Old 06-10-2006, 19:03   #8
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Is it cus he is black, you is gonna kill it?

Try talking to it first.

You may find death appeals to him, rather than living chez nous.
I thought nous was the French for 'we', suddenly I prefer an infesting rat to an uninvited rindy!

Just be careful I don't need your assistance to ruin my 'macho' reputation!

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Old 06-10-2006, 19:23   #9
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I thought you'd moved in with him Less to get away from the rat.
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May be you should see it as a compliment. This poor homeless rat decided that your home was the perfect place to live. It obviously recognised a soul mate when it saw one.
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Old 06-10-2006, 19:35   #11
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May be you should see it as a compliment. This poor homeless rat decided that your home was the perfect place to live. It obviously recognised a soul mate when it saw one.
It must be a good candidate for 'care in the community', with all the various take-aways around here why is it so stupid as to choose the one kitchen where there is never any food?

Perhaps you being such a staunch supporter of the 'minority's' you could organise some sort of grant for it, (let's face it it stands more chance than I do, I'm not a single, lesbian, abused, mother, (I could have put black at the front of that but then you would have thought I was being serious).
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Perhaps you being such a staunch supporter of the 'minority's' you could organise some sort of grant for it, .
I'm tempted too - I mean it must have been in quite a desperate state to have come to you for help.

Just going to be serious for a second - you know what the best solution to a rat problem is don't you? Get a cat!
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I'm tempted too - I mean it must have been in quite a desperate state to have come to you for help.

Just going to be serious for a second - you know what the best solution to a rat problem is don't you? Get a cat!

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Eventually we resorted to borrowing a friend's cat!!!

These days we have cats of our own and narry a mouse to be seen.

Best of luck in the showdown with your rat.
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Old 06-10-2006, 19:52   #14
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I'm tempted too - I mean it must have been in quite a desperate state to have come to you for help.

Just going to be serious for a second - you know what the best solution to a rat problem is don't you? Get a cat!
Chav, Oh chav, could you get me a cat my rat's hungry, and I have it on good authority that's what I need for a rat's problem!

Wanders off mumbling to self about no good do gooders that given the chance of a bit of power will squander it on useless projects, Ooops sorry folks thought I'd wandered into the 'panoptican thread' there for a moment!

Bye Bye karma, Gayle is about to go on a mission!
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I'd love to give you some karma, Less for bringing up my favourite subject again but unfortunately I have to spread it around a bit before I let you have it.
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