Wandering off thread

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

I see your light bending qualities are improving, and your fan club membership has gone up, how many is that now, 2 or 3.

Just checked out your fan club website Retlaw impressive;
Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you, children are told to eat their greens and say their prayers that they might one day grow up to be like you, and small animals garland your path with wildflowers whenever you get round to actually leaving the house.
Truly, we should all give tear-stained thanks that we live in an age that is touched by your glorious figure, spreading your gifts so widely and freely.

[Less]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Just checked out your fan club website Retlaw impressive;
Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you, children are told to eat their greens and say their prayers that they might one day grow up to be like you, and small animals garland your path with wildflowers whenever you get round to actually leaving the house.
Truly, we should all give tear-stained thanks that we live in an age that is touched by your glorious figure, spreading your gifts so widely and freely.

Not really paying attention are you?
It may be that you are a lost cause, pity really, you can actually throw a sentence together.
However, I have the casting vote, my black balls say no way will you be invited to the clique. (shame really you'd have enjoyed dressing up time).

[cashman]

I'm beginning to wonder what DtheP actually stands for?

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Less

my black balls

Sorry to hear you are afflicted Less

[Less]

Originally Posted by susie123

Sorry to hear you are afflicted Less

Hey it only means I'm selective not castrated, out of practice, yes, but always willing to have a bath if the chance arises.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Less

Hey it only means I'm selective not castrated, out of practice, yes, but always willing to have a bath if the chance arises.

Should I apologise for the thread wander?

[Less]

Originally Posted by susie123

Should I apologise for the thread wander?

No, just get over here with your kit off, I'll run a the taps and see if I can get the sap rising, (I hope this is a thread wander, I couldn't stand disappointing yet another woman).

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Less

No, just get over here with your kit off, I'll run a the taps and see if I can get the sap rising, (I hope this is a thread wander, I couldn't stand disappointing yet another woman).

Best offer I've had in a while, sorry can't oblige, just had chemo and don't want to compromise my immune system with anything nasty - not insinuating anything about you, just thinking about the crowds I might encounter on the way there!

[Less]

Well here we are, a typical day at the web site, someone starts a thread, not a pleasant thread, the rest of us turn it around, most folk have had fun in here.
What's your reason for not joining in?

[Wynonie Harris]

Main reason I haven't joined is that you and the rest of the clique have said what I wanted to say! Didn't we have a similar "this forum isn't to my satisfaction" thread from ChurchFCrules a couple of months ago?

[Michael1954]

Originally Posted by Less

Well here we are, a typical day at the web site, someone starts a thread, not a pleasant thread, the rest of us turn it around, most folk have had fun in here.
What's your reason for not joining in?

I haven't opened my gob because I am still busy stuffing it with Cadbury's Mini-Rolls.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

Main reason I haven't joined is that you and the rest of the clique have said what I wanted to say! Didn't we have a similar "this forum isn't to my satisfaction" thread from ChurchFCrules a couple of months ago?

Does anyone care?
The site is nothing like what it was in 2003, no one then could have predicted what it would become.
What it doesn't need is restrictions put in place, by new or old members to stop it going where it will...
Join, leave do what you will, the site goes where the members as a whole take it to.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

I haven't opened my gob because I am still busy stuffing it with Cadbury's Mini-Rolls.

You won't have any room for your tea.(You lucky josser - I'm only jealous...I'm having bread and scrape)

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Less

Does anyone care?
The site is nothing like what it was in 2003, no one then could have predicted what it would become.
What it doesn't need is restrictions put in place, by new or old members to stop it going where it will...
Join, leave do what you will, the site goes where the members as a whole take it to.

Spot on Less. The forum is bigger than the sum of the parts made up by members...and it will continue to be so.
Some members who thought the site would fold if they left, have gone and they are not missed....I can think of one in particular..who shall be nameless, but his initials were JB.

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Just checked out your fan club website Retlaw impressive;
Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you, children are told to eat their greens and say their prayers that they might one day grow up to be like you, and small animals garland your path with wildflowers whenever you get round to actually leaving the house.
Truly, we should all give tear-stained thanks that we live in an age that is touched by your glorious figure, spreading your gifts so widely and freely.

More light bending observations, keep going you might improve in a year or two. Only people with 1/2 a brain could have a proper converstion with you.
You make 44 posts in four years, then start stirring it because some one wanders from the thread, who do you think you are any way.