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Old 02-12-2018, 12:44   #1
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What A Load Of Hot Air!

I was going to call this thread, 'What A Load Of Crap', but it probably wouldn't have got passed our sensor.



Yes, this ad' has been bombarding our senses for quite some time now and to me it just shows the advertising executives trying to make sensitive people paranoid about a natural bodily function.

We all do it from the highest of the land to the most lowly of the low and it isn't something we should be made to feel ashamed of.
In fact it is a daily function to be celebrated because when we've done we all feel so much better and that somehow we have achieved something.

To be conned into carrying a little spray around with you just in case you need to go while you're on the go is so silly, after all if you've been and things are a bit smelly no-one in polite society is going to stand up in a crowd and exclaim 'blimey her over there she's just had a really niffy dump'.

The other amazing thing about this ad is that her droppings are do-nut shaped, now that just isn't natural, I think seeing one of those as a floater would be more of a conversation piece than any aromatic lingering.

It has been suggested that this product would make an ideal Christmas present for your friends, Really? Would you want someone as a friend that gives you a gift that says 'you stink, spray this around so we don't have to put up with it'.

Far less bulky than carrying a spray and just as effective is to brazen it out with the good old fashioned traditional manner that has been used for millennia, if, someone is about to go in just after you have emptied a bucket full of yesterdays bread from your gut, stand in front of the toilet door, with one hand out blocking the other persons entry and whisper confidentially, 'I'd give it a couple of minutes before I went in there if I was you'
It warns that person that to enter would be a little inconvenient for their nasal passage and after all, is the polite thing to do.

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Old 02-12-2018, 13:02   #2
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Re: What A Load Of Hot Air!

Or another time worn solution....strike a match!
If anyone gave me this as a Christmas gift....they would need the gift removing from their bum hole by a very skilled surgeon.

I thought it was just me that thought this advert was just a bag of fertiliser.
Seems not.

Less, thank you for making me laugh in a week when there has been very little to put a smile on my chops!
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Re: What A Load Of Hot Air!

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I was going to call this thread, 'What A Load Of Crap', but it probably wouldn't have got passed our sensor......
This thread has been around for years with a similar title

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...rap-67387.html (Referendum is a load of crap.!!)
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Old 09-12-2018, 18:51   #4
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This thread has been around for years with a similar title

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...rap-67387.html (Referendum is a load of crap.!!)
Oh dear, it was a joke, because of the subject, still never mind at least you are still around to make sure I and the rest behave ourselves.
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