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Old 24-01-2012, 18:09   #1
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I'm not looking for a job

Let's face it, what I need is an excuse not to look for a job.
I sign on once a fortnight I'm asked a pile of bullshine questions after looking (compulsory), on the job site forum, see the same jobs advertised week after week, (the jobs seem to be the same only the reference number changes).
She/he is bored out of their tiny skull listen to my feeble excuses, ask me to sign, our duty is done, they get a salary I get the dole.
I need a reason not to sign on, anyone know what this Saturday's lotto numbets are?
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Old 24-01-2012, 18:45   #2
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Re: I'm not looking for a job

Accrington job shop is a piece of p compared to blackburn, i have to apply for ten jobs a fortnight, take my cv into 14 places a fortnight, ring 4 employers a fortnight and look on at least 5 different sites a day, they scrutanise every little thing i write on my job search....my mate who lives in accy isn't even asked to show her job search when she goes to sign on, be glad you don't live in Blackburn, its bloody hard when you are having to apply for jobs you can't even do, if you don't you get threatened with everything being stopped
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Old 24-01-2012, 18:48   #3
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Re: I'm not looking for a job

i doubt that your mate is telling the truth
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Old 24-01-2012, 18:59   #4
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i doubt that your mate is telling the truth
Has anyone called you an idiot lately?

If not, you are an idiot, make sense when you post or don't bother.


Well, if he actually takes that advice, the last we've seen of him.
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Old 24-01-2012, 19:10   #5
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Re: I'm not looking for a job

Oi stanley i suggest you ask around, facts are facts and this IS fact, its people like you that really pee me off

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Old 24-01-2012, 19:34   #6
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Re: I'm not looking for a job

don't let him get to you Shaz...he is less use than porridge.
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Old 24-01-2012, 21:21   #7
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Well Less I reckon you need to be more pro-active..why not print out some enlarged photos of your boat race.. stick a few around the job center saying.."do you want end up looking like this man?.. get a job!".. then charge the government say a tenner for every photo...massive unemployment could be a thing of the past..and you'd make a fortune
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Old 24-01-2012, 21:27   #8
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Has anyone called you an idiot lately?

If not, you are an idiot, make sense when you post or don't bother.


Well, if he actually takes that advice, the last we've seen of him.
i always thought they had to provide evidence or they would be done for actively seeking. he must have provided some evidence of jobseeking.
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Old 24-01-2012, 21:53   #9
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Thats your problem...you 'think'
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