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Old 31-07-2013, 20:20   #76
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my mates dad had an alsation and it ripped the neigbours cat to shreds in my mates dads rear garden.I remember him bagging up the various bits of the cat and returning them to the owner

ungreatfull cow threatened to ring the police and get the dog put down lol

great dog it was an all it had quite an impressive tally of cats under its teeth by the time it passed away
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:11   #77
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Bull terrier poo doesn't work, in fact bull terrier doesn't work either. The lady next door has five cats that couldn't give a monkeys about my dog. I have to check they are not lounging in the garden before I let him out. More for his safety than theirs. I'm sick of finding cat turdlets all over the place.
Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
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Litter Kwitter - The Original Cat Toilet Training Kit
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:58   #78
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Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
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Litter Kwitter - The Original Cat Toilet Training Kit
Then once the cat is used to the seat and has gained confidence, you can spray the seat with:-


Blaster 11 oz. Dry Lube Silicone Lubricant-16-SL-THD at The Home Depot

With any luck the beggar will slip in head first and no more poo!
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:24   #79
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Then once the cat is used to the seat and has gained confidence, you can spray the seat with:-


Blaster 11 oz. Dry Lube Silicone Lubricant-16-SL-THD at The Home Depot

With any luck the beggar will slip in head first and no more poo!
A cunning plan if ever I heard one Wizz

Mind you those other 4 legged poop machines should go the same way.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:32   #80
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A cunning plan if ever I heard one Wizz

Mind you those other 4 legged poop machines should go the same way.
You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:41   #81
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Be a good neighbour and buy the lady next door one of these.
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That's pretty revolting. Imagine not knowing what your gonna find when you go to the toilet. And paw prints on the seat too. Lol.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:12   #82
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You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!
I think Findus and the other burger manufacturers are already doing a good job getting rid of them quadrupeds Less
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Old 01-08-2013, 13:43   #83
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*chuckle*People are not taking this thread seriously
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Old 01-08-2013, 15:08   #84
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mention paracetomol in cat food and it will turn serious pretty fast lol

apparantly it dsnt cure cats of headaches
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Old 01-08-2013, 16:17   #85
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There's always a Chinese Chippy wanting cats for their new recipes
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Laughing aside, we had a lovely ginger tom for fourteen years. Loved him to bits, he had a great character and used to kick the arse of our border lakeland terrier. But, I think five next door is a bit excessive.
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Laughing aside, we had a lovely ginger tom for fourteen years. Loved him to bits, he had a great character and used to kick the arse of our border lakeland terrier. But, I think five next door is a bit excessive.
The only good dogs a hot dog WEL
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You'd need to fit a bigger toilet to get rid of horses!
My little Pony & trap?
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Old 01-08-2013, 20:31   #89
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There's always a Chinese Chippy wanting cats for their new recipes

chicken meow mein
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Old 01-08-2013, 20:32   #90
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My little Pony & trap?
tesco direct deliver toilet containing horse DNA ?
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