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17-04-2007, 08:45
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Re: Old rhyme
Ah Yes......I was racking my brains to remember the name of the street......we used to go there regularly and buy a squashed cake for a penny....we thought that was heaven!
I remember the Heinz Beans rhyme too....used to giggle over that one. How naive we were in those days.
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18-04-2007, 01:13
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God Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,565
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Re: Old rhyme
The boy stood on the burning deck
His pocket full of crackers
A spark flew off the burning deck
And blew away his knackers.
Or something close to that.
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18-04-2007, 01:16
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Old rhyme
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Originally Posted by yerself
Don't eat Veget bread,
It makes you sh1t like lead
And fart like thunder,
And no bloody wonder,
So don't eat Veget bread.
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Farting like thunder may be beneficial. As my grandad used to say
A fart is a gust of wind
That gives the belly ease.
It warms the bed in winter,
And drives away the fleas.
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18-04-2007, 06:46
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 970
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Re: Old rhyme
remember that one willow back to front emyhr
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04-05-2007, 16:41
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: sparth avenue
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Re: Old rhyme
Once apon a time when the birds **** lime
The monkeys chewed tobacco
The little piggies run
with there fingers up their bum
To see what was the matter 
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04-05-2007, 17:14
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Coffin Dodger.
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Re: Old rhyme
Oh moonlight flo - i love you so
- i love you in your nightie
- the moonlight flits
- across your t1ts
- oh jesus christ almighty

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04-05-2007, 19:02
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is ringin ya jingle bells
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a world of me own
Posts: 5,571
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Re: Old rhyme
Love may be beautiful,
love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was ****ed.  ....lol
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04-05-2007, 19:04
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is ringin ya jingle bells
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a world of me own
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Re: Old rhyme
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty
and so is your head.
LMAO.....sorry getting carried away  
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05-05-2007, 09:21
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is ringin ya jingle bells
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a world of me own
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Re: Old rhyme
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face........... 
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05-05-2007, 09:27
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is ringin ya jingle bells
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a world of me own
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Re: Old rhyme
ok this is your last..........
Sticks and stones may brake my bones
but whipes and chains excite me
Throw me down and tie me up
and show me that you like me!!!
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sorry cant do anymore they starting to get rude, id do em on over 18 section ...BUT I CANT GET IN!!  
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06-05-2007, 17:04
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Beacon of Light!
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Re: Old rhyme
I wish, I wish almighty...
Your pyjamas were next to my nightie,
But don't get excited and don't be misled,
I mean on the clothes line....not in the bed!
we used to put that rhyme in valentines cards.
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09-05-2007, 18:49
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is ringin ya jingle bells
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a world of me own
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Re: Old rhyme
Quote:
Originally Posted by yerself
Don't eat Veget bread,
It makes you sh1t like lead
And fart like thunder,
And no bloody wonder,
So don't eat Veget bread.
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i though it was.....
Dont eat grandmas bread,
makes you **** like lead,
no bloody wonder
you fart like thunder,
dont eat grandmas bread!!.................lol 
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09-05-2007, 18:51
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is ringin ya jingle bells
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