Pranks, dares & mischeiviousness - Page 3

Neil · 12-08-2006, 13:23

It would have made a change for you lot to be in the front of a Police car for once

accymel · 01-09-2006, 14:51

Mmmm talk of dares & mischeif.....errrr chav have you developed a scorch spot on yer nose since sunday night ??????????? balancing a lit fag for an accyweb dare ... some people are too gullable

hehehehe

entwisi · 01-09-2006, 15:31

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Originally Posted by slinky

Another dare A Certain SISTER dared me to do was..................

we were down town one night!! and about 5 cop cars pulled up outside the BRIDGE. All coppers abandoned cars.........stormed into BRIDGE.

Me and a certain sister stood outside. One copper left his door open.

Sister

dared me to sit in the seat and pretend I was driving away!!!!!!!!

You should have swapped all the ignition keys around

mthead · 01-09-2006, 15:46

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Originally Posted by entwisi

You should have swapped all the ignition keys around

Or even better just nick the things...

entwisi · 01-09-2006, 15:53

Nah, much funnier to watch them try and work out why non of the cars will start whilst trying to handle a load of abusive druunks(and Tinks/Slinks etc)

mthead · 01-09-2006, 15:57

Yeah quite probably true mate

Tinkerbelle · 01-09-2006, 17:27

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Originally Posted by entwisi

You should have swapped all the ignition keys around

HE HE HE!

Good idea! Next time we go out your coming

you can show us how to do it then

entwisi · 03-09-2006, 19:04

One thing I do have is a VERY devious mind. Twin that with a hyperactive mind and you get alsorts of wonderful ideas.

pendy · 07-09-2006, 16:49

I remember a group of us creeping along the street, tying the door handles together with a length of twine, and then ringing all the doorbells. The other great one was to nip into a backyard when it was dark, tie the back door handle tightly to the bin lid, knock loudly on the door then run like hell. Only thing was, we were student nurses and all over 18!

At Uni we had one bloke who was into practical jokes, so one night we nicked his bed. We were in the Union bar, I made advances for the sole reason of nicking his room keys from his shirt pocket. Some of the lads made off, and moved his bed to a kitchen two floors up. He got back to his room well lubricated, saw that he didn't have a bed any longer, but being a science student proceeded to prove this by lying down on the floor. He was right, he didn't have a bed. We gave it back to him a day or so later though .....

pendy · 07-09-2006, 16:57

I remember a group of us creeping along the street, tying the door handles together with a length of twine, and then ringing all the doorbells. The other great one was to nip into a backyard when it was dark, tie the back door handle tightly to the bin lid, knock loudly on the door then run like hell. Only thing was, we were student nurses and all over 18!

At Uni we had one bloke who was into practical jokes, so one night we nicked his bed. We were in the Union bar, I made advances for the sole reason of nicking his room keys from his shirt pocket. Some of the lads made off, and moved his bed to a kitchen two floors up. He got back to his room well lubricated, saw that he didn't have a bed any longer, but being a science student proceeded to prove this by lying down on the floor. He was right, he didn't have a bed. We gave it back to him a day or so later though .....

AccyJay · 08-09-2006, 14:42

A really good one is to get some "gaffa" tape & peel a long strand off the edge (about as thick as a piece of cotton), then stick it to the side of a car, preferably a dark car. From a distance it looks like the car has a massive scratch on it. hahaha.

Once in my army time, one of the guys who we didn't like too much had been out on the p*ss. He stumbled into the room & colapsed on his bed, about half an hour later 8 of us carried him (still in his bed) up to the washrooms on the next floor. The lads in the troop upstairs thought that this was hilarious, & the next morning crept around whilst washing & shaving so not to wake him. Needless to say, he was late for parade & had a hell of a time explaining to the sargeant major.

LancYorkYankee · 22-09-2006, 03:50

I'm still acting like a kid so thought I'd share a recent prank I tried to pull on my family. Last week cut a very large pine tree down and it fell across the driveway. Rather than cutting it up so my daughter and then my wife could drive up to the house, I left it there.

Then headed back to the house, got a pair of boots and old bluejeans. Fill the pants with a few logs and jammed em under the tree trunk. First thing they'd see driving up were me legs protruding from under the tree.

My daughter arrived first. Didn't even phase her. When asked if she had flipped out on seeing the legs, she said "nah, thought you heard me coming and climbed under the tree to fool me."

Later my wife and son come upon the gruesome scene. They too thought I was hiding under the trunk but my wife did said Joshua out to "check and make sure."

I guess I play too many jokes around here. I'm afraid one of these times I'm really gonna cut me leg off and they'll just think I'm joking around again. That's life on the farm I suppose!