Burnley FC

lancsdave · 07-07-2007, 09:41

As there are quite a few people on here seem intent on slagging Burnley off whenever I post just thought I would give you a thread of it's own so the other threads get left for the purpose they were posted.

Give it your best shot lads, and if you happen to come up with something original I might even laugh

mez · 07-07-2007, 10:24

each to his own dave......... all my family support rovers only me with stanley ...i don't knock anyone for who they support .....good on ya

Doug · 07-07-2007, 12:38

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Originally Posted by lancsdave

As there are quite a few people on here seem intent on slagging Burnley off whenever I post just thought I would give you a thread of it's own so the other threads get left for the purpose they were posted.

Give it your best shot lads, and if you happen to come up with something original I might even laugh

Why don't you just name me and have done with it............

lancsdave · 07-07-2007, 13:24

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Originally Posted by Doug

Why don't you just name me and have done with it............

Sorry no monopoly allowed, poor turnout so far

AccyMad · 07-07-2007, 14:02

Sorry - just trying to work out what a post about Burnley is doing in the football section

Royboy39 · 07-07-2007, 14:41

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Originally Posted by AccyMad

Sorry - just trying to work out what a post about Burnley is doing in the football section

Ouch!!!........and I thought I'd got problems

mallard · 07-07-2007, 15:19

rovers what a good team you could not say truer words

Royboy39 · 07-07-2007, 15:27

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Originally Posted by mallard

rovers what a good team you could not say truer words

If that is what I think it means 10 out of 10........If it does'nt sod off

carpon · 07-07-2007, 16:38

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Originally Posted by AccyMad

Sorry - just trying to work out what a post about Burnley is doing in the football section

Good call !!!

shillelagh · 07-07-2007, 17:10

Hey where have i called burnley? I always defend em!!!

yerself · 08-07-2007, 15:33

Here's a selection for you:

A new Claret and Blue OXO cube is about to be introduced - It's called a laughing stock

How many Burnley Fans does it take to change a light bulb? - both of them

Fundamental flaws have been discovered in the design of Burnley's new Longside and Bee Hole Stands - The seats are facing the pitch

British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Burnley FC - BR think they're a suitable team because of regular points failures.

Tampax have been announced as Burnley's new sponsors - The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

Burnley Manager Steve Cotterill was getting worried that all his players were crap, so he phoned Mick McCarthy to ask for advice. Mick explained that he got all the players to dribble round cones which improved their ball control. Two weeks later Steve Cotterill phoned him again. 'Didn't my suggestion work?' asked Mick. Cotterill replied, 'The bloody cones beat us 3-0'

What's got an IQ of 200 - The Burnley Squad

What's got 22 legs and can't climb a ladder? - The Burnley Football Team

Steve Cotterill was pulled up by police for doing 98 miles an hour on the M65. When they asked him why he was speeding he replied that it was the only way he could think of to collect three points.

Pet food firm Spillers will not be allowed to sponsor Burnley next season - A spokesman from the FA explained they would be breaking the trades descriptions act to allow Burnley to wear 'Winnalot' on their shirts.