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DaveinGermany 23-05-2021 15:42

UK Null Punt!!!
 
Anyone bother to suffer through the yearly political "we're not your mates anymore so yer gettin' nothing from us!" carry on that goes by the laughable moniker of the European song contest last night?



Was over at my mates for a bit of banter, beers, scoff & a comfy bed for the night, good do all round really but fools that we were the "Idiot box" got turned on around the last song & the tallying up! (Oy Dotti, your crowd have got some explaining to do! :D), the groans of disbelief at the unbelievably blatant complete & utter nepotism & cronyism were legion, still it's what we've come to expect from this yearly groanfest. ;)


Anywho, the main reason for writing is not to complain as such because it wouldn't be eurovision without the carry on & chicanery. No, I write as a proud, loyal & patriotic Englishman rejoicing in the fact that we scored "Nul punt!". My cup runneth over with merriment & pride at our performance amongst our enemies & snakeoil "friends" in europe ...... long may it so remain & in the words or Barmy Barnier, JC Junky & the Jackbooted Iron knickered harridan Ursey can't stop lyin' .... Brexit has consequences!


Yet who'd a thunk it would also cause such Pride & Patriotism for the free citizens of the Mother country? :D ;)

Less 23-05-2021 18:54

Re: UK Null Punt!!!
 
Perhaps we should have a referendum to see if we should pull out of Eurovision?
Then we can spend 5 years discussing how we should pull out of it, the excuses from the remainers would be far more interesting than the one night a year snoozefest that we have at the moment (and they probably carry a better tune).

shillelagh 27-05-2021 23:41

Re: UK Null Punt!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1254134)
Anyone bother to suffer through the yearly political "we're not your mates anymore so yer gettin' nothing from us!" carry on that goes by the laughable moniker of the European song contest last night?



Was over at my mates for a bit of banter, beers, scoff & a comfy bed for the night, good do all round really but fools that we were the "Idiot box" got turned on around the last song & the tallying up! (Oy Dotti, your crowd have got some explaining to do! :D), the groans of disbelief at the unbelievably blatant complete & utter nepotism & cronyism were legion, still it's what we've come to expect from this yearly groanfest. ;)


Anywho, the main reason for writing is not to complain as such because it wouldn't be eurovision without the carry on & chicanery. No, I write as a proud, loyal & patriotic Englishman rejoicing in the fact that we scored "Nul punt!". My cup runneth over with merriment & pride at our performance amongst our enemies & snakeoil "friends" in europe ...... long may it so remain & in the words or Barmy Barnier, JC Junky & the Jackbooted Iron knickered harridan Ursey can't stop lyin' .... Brexit has consequences!


Yet who'd a thunk it would also cause such Pride & Patriotism for the free citizens of the Mother country? :D ;)

you mean to say Dave you did not see Germany's entry in the eurovision with the silver little ukeles .. :p

DaveinGermany 29-05-2021 09:55

Re: UK Null Punt!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 1254248)
you mean to say Dave you did not see Germany's entry in the eurovision with the silver little ukeles .. :p


I had the very good fortune to be getting blissfully alcohol infused with friends during the evening of the europeon meow meow, hiss hiss, caterwauling contest, something I was immensely pleased about.

As to Genderdik, nope! Plague & avoiding were the nights maxim. Other than that, on the German radio stations they'd been doing it to death for the last couple of weeks or 4. :D


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