Worst lyrics

[shillelagh]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6626239.stm

Do you agree or is there worse ones and if so what are they?

[mthead]

Just looked at the list cant believe Black Sabbaths 'War Pigs' is in there thats not bad at all.

[cashman]

its very debatable, you can have great lyrics n crap singers,also in the equation.melody and beat can be great, lyrics crap, yet still a good song. i know what i mean anyway.

[grannyclaret]

I never realy understood the lyrics of the rolling stones,,jumping jack flash....

[SamF]

Anything by Razorlight.

Feeder's lyrics don't make sense at all but they are still amazing.

[panther]

some lyrics are good its the person singing them that can make them crap!!

[shakermaker]

Just shows what BBC 6 listeners know.

Champagne Supernova's lyrics are extremely silly at face value, but the song as a whole epitomises how great the summer of '95 was - with the supernova of great, great music all over the shop.

[Lilly]

The worst lyrics I can bring to mind are from a song called Goodnight by a group called Babybird released sometime in the 90s

Give me your fingers
Wash out your mouth
Bite off my tongue on this bloody couch
But I don't blame you
You're always right
I'm like a bad day on your good good night
Run me a bath
Then plug me in
I'm like a TV learning to swim

What were they on about????

[flashy]

this one always baffled me

although i sooooooooooo love the film and its a great tune

but confusing

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a-lipstick boy
She was a-beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
You had hands girls boy
And steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy
[repeat]

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde boy
High density random
blonde boy
Blonde country
Blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Dog dirty dumb cracking boy
You're getting wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bears boy
Babes and babes
And babes and babes
and babes
And remembering nothing boy
Do you like my tin horn boy
It gets wet like at Angel
derailed

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succelent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in walks an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting ****ed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the Ship
Talking to the most blonde
I ever met
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager
Shouting mega mega
White thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
in the tube hole
The blonde going back
to Romford
Mega mega mega going back
to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
On your way
To a new age tension headache

[slinky]

Easy all you have to do is make your own lyrics up. Me, Tinks and our mum have spent many a great hours doing this, it makes for a very good laugh lol.

[flashy]

lol yes well we've been doing that for years