2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v Sunderland (away)
 

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2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v The BlackMoggies (away)

Grateful thanks tonight to Walsall FC for very kindly losing 1-0 at home to the DesperateWombles, and thus remaining below us in 17th place; you’d have thought that with Millwall coming a-knocking in the 5th Round of the Cup on Saturday the ProperDesperateWombles would have had their minds elsewhere, and that - having lost five and drawn one of their last six - they’d be unlikely to add to their 3 away wins in the League this season (Fleetwood 1-0, Gillingham 1-0 and Wycombe 2-1), but a 48th minute sneak meant they crept up to only 6 points (and ten goals) behind 23rd placed Bratfud ................ and now they’re only seven points (and sixteen goals) from safety! Makes our problems look like small beer ............ And Blackpool took a point at Roker Park too (well I still call it Roker Park, cos I can’t get used to the Stadium of Sh1te – sorry, Light) courtesy of Armand Gnanduillet’s first half strike .................... That means that Sunderland have STILL only lost twice in the League, but they’ve also drawn 13 times, which is five more than any of the other top-seven teams, and the reason why, even with a game in hand, they can’t (yet) catch the top two – The Louts and the LambChops – even if they win their game in hand. Which is also one of our Games in Hand. As well. From which we need something to defy the Voodoo Gods of Relegation and their Greasy Pole .................... Seventeen more points – maybe 16 – should do it, and we’ve got 17 games still to play, so that’s a point a game .............which is fine, except that we’ve taken two points from our last 18, haven’t scored in six, and have won two of our last 15 (totalling 10 points from a possible 45 since mid October).................. if we take one point every three games, with 17 left, that’s just under six points which, added to our existing 36, means 42 and that we’ll get Regulated (The Greasy Pole of Regulation to League Two). Bugar!

The SoggyMoggies have been doing a bit in the transfer market; they ProperSigned MF Grant Leadbitter from Middlesbrough on a Free, plundered and sacked Wigan in early January for CM Max Power (who they’d had on loan since early August) paying £mindyourownbusiness; that sacking left the town in flames (which caused £3.00 worth of damage), and so – since it was already on fire – they went back a month later for Will Grigg, paying £nothingtodowithyou for his services ........... Wigan are looking a touch pillaged, I suspect ........... Loans of Burnley’s Jimmy Dunne, Celtic’s LW Lewis Morgan and Spurs’ striker Kazaiah Sterling demonstrate that they mean business ............. and, cutely, the exodus from Tyneside all went outside England (Brexit Rules OK!); strikers Andrew Nelson and Josh Maja (their leading scorer by a country mile with 15) left for Dundee and Bordeaux respectively, and CB Sam Brotherton – a Kiwi (but not Our Kiwi!) – joined USA second tier side North Carolina FC (once known, rather self-effacingly - as the Carolina RailHawks)

Their limited defeats in the League (Burton and Pompey, you’ll recall) are identical in number to their Cup defeats/exits; although they’ve reached the semi-final stage of the EFLTroffy (away to BrizzleRov on 5th March) they crashed out of the EFL Cup (the Milk Cup, I like to think of it as) 2-0 at home to the Owls, and the FA Cup 1-0 at home to Walsall in Round Two, after a half-Desmond at the BestScot Stadium ............... and of their 30 League games, only five have seen them score more than twice; but equally – and here’s a hint for your predictions this week – they’ve scored every time out. So far ..............

Form team this week is the Louts (5 wins out of five, although they’ve actually won 15 and drawn 4 of their last 19, and haven’t lost since 13th October, when Barnsley did them 3-2) ............ close behind are the self-same Barnsley (did you know they have their own style of lamb chop? Just thought I’d mention it - see above) with 13 points out of a possible 15, and Fleetwood, Scunthorpe and Plymouth with 10/15 .................. Sent to Bed with No Tea are Pompey, the Posh, Shrewsbury and the Stanley, each with 2 points from their last 5 games ................. as someone mentioned on the forum, and I’ve mentioned before, we’re almost rock-bottom in the “Goals Scored” League, with 27; the ProperWombles have 23, Brizzle have 30, and no-one else has fewer than 33 .............. and If You Don’t Score, You Won’t Win.

And on a sad note, RIP Fred Pickering – one time Most Expensive Player (£85,000 when Everton bought him in 1964 from Blackburn), England International, full-back turned striker – and the Leicester, Stoke and England Legend who was Gordon Banks .............. was The Save REALLY 49 years ago? Two giants of the game, albeit in a different era, and two men who made their mark, and will be remembered fondly for it

Deadline for entries is, as always, scheduled kick-off time, which is 7.45pm on Friday 15th February. It’s been a worrying few weeks, that it has! ............ No goals in six games is very concerning, but you’ll be happy to know that, by the Law of Averages, we’re just as likely not to score this week as we were last week – and we did! Not score, I mean. Oh pish! And possibly tush! Slightly to mis-quote Macbeth; “Is this a Greasy Pole I see before me?”

And we all know what happened to Macbeth! (Discuss)

Good luck to everyone! ............... Keep the Faith! ............. And thanks for playing!


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Re: 2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v Sunderland (away)
 

:) Sunderland AFC 2 - 2 Accrington Stanley :) Please for me

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2-0 cats

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1-0 Stanley fer me.

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Sunderland 3 Stanley 0 please

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1-1 please

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Sunderland 4 Stanley 0 (sorry but we just can't score)

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Well, they have scored four goals three times this season so far .............. whereas we haven't :o


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Re: 2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v Sunderland (away)
 

1 nil to them.

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I think that we will score but, unfortunately, still lose 2 - 1 to Sunderland.

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And we can't defend either ?

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2-1 to Stanley. #believe

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1 - 1 for me please

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1-0 win for stanley please

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3-0 to Sunderland please

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5-1 to the Stanley please.

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I guess if we can't score I'll go for 0-0 then.

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Out of pills again Steve?

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Sunderland 1 - 2 Stanley please.

Re: 2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v Sunderland (away)
 

Or maybe a change of pills?

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1-1 for me please

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2-0 Stanley

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Sunderland 1-1 Stanley.

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Sunderland 1 Accrington Stanley 2

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2-2 today we score !!

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2-0 Stanley got to change sometime

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Sadly 3-0 Sunderland

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Sunderland 2-0 Accrington Stanley

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2-0 to Sunderland:(

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Maxted to play a blinder, Barlaser to score the winner.
Prepare for the upset of the season!
Sunderland 1 - Stanley 2

Re: 2018/19 Prediction League; Game 32 v Sunderland (away)
 

The Gap Closes Slightly As Desmond Strikes At Last

It's a popular prediction, but the last time we actually saw a Desmond was the fourth game of last season, away to Notts County - 72 games ago :eek:. Lord Stiffupperlip, Revived Red and Stevie R got that one right, but on a night when the jury was undecided - 9 for us, 10 for them, 7 on the fence and I forgot completely :o - only Kiwi John and Mab called it exactly right.

5 points for this saw Kiwi close the gap on Lord S at the top of the heap to 9 points, down from 13, and Mab spring into the elite with a leap from 11th to 6th. Smaller 3 point gains were enough for Ossy Kid climb from 7th to take 3rd place on the podium on countback, lift MikeA above AccyTom18 and Tom D to 9th=, boost AccyMad and AndyD from 14th and 16th to 12th and 14th, and bring Outback Ozzy into the Respectable Twenty at 19th=.

As is the way with draws, that left the rest of you scrabbling around for the odd bonus point, which slightly more got :) than didn't :(.

So roll on Oxford on Tuesday for the first of four consecutive home mid-table :confused: clashes, all occurring while I'm out of the country, away from my spreadsheets and therefore unable to post updated tables. I can't even promise my jet-lagged brain will be able to process four lots of guesses before the boys hop over the hills to take on what we've now got to call high-flying Barnsley :rolleyes: on March 9th. But if the League can process the results of those games to show us rather nearer the top of mid-table than we are at present :), I guess you'll maybe not be too worried about your chances of scooping the Prediction League prize, which you will recall is two ninths of the square root of knack all ;). Eight points while I'm away, please …. pretty please :D

On Stanley On!!