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Spartacus2nd 02-04-2019 11:54

Squad shake up and guessing players wages
 
In order to prevent thread wander I'll start a new thread on squad shake ups. None of us know a players wages so thats hypothetical, but we cant afford Messi who is on a reported national minimum wage every time he breathes (in or out), or blinks.

cashman 02-04-2019 12:05

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Many threads on accyweb wander also on other sites but are not closed still it dont shock me at all.:rolleyes:

StanleyJosh 02-04-2019 14:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartacus2nd (Post 1226405)
In order to prevent thread wander I'll start a new thread on squad shake ups. None of us know a players wages so thats hypothetical, but we cant afford Messi who is on a reported national minimum wage every time he breathes (in or out), or blinks.

Just for a laugh, I thought I'd do some Maths. (assuming Messi was to live in the UK)

Messi earns just over £85,000,000 a year.

A person breathes approximately 24,000 times a day.
The minimum wage for someone over 25 is currently £8.21 an hour.

£8.21 x 24,000 = £197,040 per day, equating to being paid £8.21 for each breath.

£197,040 x 365 days in a year = £71,919,600

Messi currently earns MORE a year, than if he was to be paid minimum wage for each breath.
Wow.

Lord Stiffupperlip 02-04-2019 15:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StanleyJosh (Post 1226414)
Just for a laugh, I thought I'd do some Maths. (assuming Messi was to live in the UK)
Messi earns just over £85,000,000 a year.
A person breathes approximately 24,000 times a day.
The minimum wage for someone over 25 is currently £8.21 an hour.
£8.21 x 24,000 = £197,040 per day, equating to being paid £8.21 for each breath.
£197,040 x 365 days in a year = £71,919,600
Messi currently earns MORE a year, than if he was to be paid minimum wage for each breath.
Wow.

Thank God I can breathe for free! :s_pfff:

choirboy 02-04-2019 15:26

Re: Squad shake up and guessing players wages
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Stiffupperlip (Post 1226415)
Thank God I can breathe for free! :s_pfff:


Just KEEP ON Breathing Lord S !
:biggrin8:

Ooops!:bingobang
Four replies and we've wandered 'Off Thread' already!
:lol:

Better get it closed pronto!

Mr T 02-04-2019 17:10

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On the Fleetwood thread, we then get a post with a figure that a player might or might not earn per week.
On the brief training I got as "forum admin" I was told to keep threads "relevant" to the topic and remove and or close anything that shouldn't be in the public domain.
Can't win; as usual !!:)

cashman 02-04-2019 18:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr T (Post 1226418)
On the Fleetwood thread, we then get a post with a figure that a player might or might not earn per week.
On the brief training I got as "forum admin" I was told to keep threads "relevant" to the topic and remove and or close anything that shouldn't be in the public domain.
Can't win; as usual !!:)

Rubbish, any persons "Real Wages" should never be in the public domain, i reckon you have been done, regarding training which certainly aint your fault.

StanleyJosh 02-04-2019 20:05

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Petition for Mark to get a pay rise!!?! Hahaha!

Spartacus2nd 02-04-2019 20:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StanleyJosh (Post 1226428)
Petition for Mark to get a pay rise!!?! Hahaha!

I heard hes on £6000 per month

Spartacus2nd 02-04-2019 20:53

Re: Squad shake up and guessing players wages
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by StanleyJosh (Post 1226414)
Just for a laugh, I thought I'd do some Maths. (assuming Messi was to live in the UK)

Messi earns just over £85,000,000 a year.

A person breathes approximately 24,000 times a day.
The minimum wage for someone over 25 is currently £8.21 an hour.

£8.21 x 24,000 = £197,040 per day, equating to being paid £8.21 for each breath.

£197,040 x 365 days in a year = £71,919,600

Messi currently earns MORE a year, than if he was to be paid minimum wage for each breath.
Wow.


You forgot to factor in his 5 day a week training which accounts for the extra breaths required to take it to £85m. My fag packet Maths were on point

RedSocks62 03-04-2019 11:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartacus2nd (Post 1226430)
You forgot to factor in his 5 day a week training which accounts for the extra breaths required to take it to £85m. My fag packet Maths were on point

You beat me to it!

I would accept a recount if SJ can work it out based on an elite level footballer - over to you Josh.

However I feel this can never truly be resolved until we get Messi himself to confirm how many times a day he breathes.

Leo, if youre reading mate, please let us know.

Spartacus2nd 03-04-2019 16:16

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Originally Posted by RedSocks62 (Post 1226452)
Leo, if youre reading mate, please let us know.

Itd be a lot more if he played for us!

DAV007 13-04-2019 03:07

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I understand each players situation may be different, but do we still pay around 50% of each loan signings weekly wage if they are getting regular football?


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