Impossible headlines..

[cmonstanley]

guy from clitheroe whos not in the clique in whalley is right

[Pendle Red]

SIMON COWELL TO MENTOR THIS YEAR'S SINGERS IN THE COLEY-OKE

[SamF]

STANLEY WINGER PLAYS ON THE WING
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[Haz66]

Coleman finally fields his best team.

[yonmon]

Originally Posted by Kiwi John

Headlines we may never see...

'TOURISTS IN JERUSALEM COMPLAIN
THAT THEY CAN'T GET NEAR 'THE WAILING WALL' FOR WREXHAM FANS !!'

( And the 12 Harpoons left there by a visiting party from Hapton!!)

[depechemode]

Lol

[CLAYTON RED]

EBAY TO INVESTIGATE ROUGE BIDS FROM CLUB TO INFLATE PRICE

03/05/08 Accrington Stanley v Bury - place on the bench on eBay, also, Other Football, Football, Sporting Goods (end time 01-May-08 22:14:52 BST)

[yerself]

Rovers approach Stanley for permission to talk to Coleman following Hughes' exit to City.

[MCR ADIM]

Stanley invent impossible wash off logo's (no matter what temperature you wash them at)

[Kiwi John]

No new 'NEW STAND' threads posted on AccyWeb in last week.

[Pendle Red]

FANS UNITE BEHIND THE CLUB

[depechemode]

Stanley use bits from great harwoods old ground to build new stand . Eric said " it was just standing there doing nothing so i put it in the boot of my car and took it to FES . Saved me a few bob ."

[gixerman]

Stanley season ticket sales hit 5,000, Eric still claims 1300

[Kiwi John]

ASFC Messageboard 'Overloaded' during off season.

[fatgaz182]

Tin Monkeys Balloon reaches Moscow and still going??