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Old 14-05-2004, 18:30   #1
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Exclamation Leeds Life Support Price Plan

Are you worried about the future?
Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think
about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over.

* Are you over 25?
* Are you well past your best?
* Are you looking for an easy life?
* Are you looking for a secure future without doing anything to earn
it?

If the answers to all the above is YES then You Are Eligible For the
Leeds United Life Plan!!

We pay you £30,000 a week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales
person will call!!! There's a FREE house, luxury car and limitless
golf at some of England's finest courses. Don't take our word for it,
read these recommendations from some of our satisfied clients:-

"As soon as I signed up, I knew it didn't matter if I was no good at
my job." Michael D, Leeds

"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially
secure." Ian H, Leeds

"I can thoroughly recommend the Leeds United Life Plan to everybody."
Gary K, Leeds

"The Leeds United plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought
it was too late." Jason W , Leeds.

"The generosity of the Leeds plan is unmatched in the world of
pension finance. It was the best move we ever made." Terry and Peter
, London and Sunderland

"Even when everyone said I was too old, Leeds were prepared to
supplement my pension with an outrageous offer." David B, a caravan
in Ilkley.

"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the
Leeds Life Plan-year after year." Seth, Crown Court

"Even when I decided to leave Leeds United, they continued to pay
into my Plan. I'm delighted." Robbie F, Manchester

So don't sit there worrying about the future - sign up for Leeds
United and RELAX!! The Leeds United Life plan was regulated by Peter
and his pals on the board, until recent unfortunate events contributed to their removal, but DON'T DESPAIR - the Plan is funded and will be GUARANTEED by over 40,000 who have invested in the "LUFC Season Ticket" Pyramid Sales Plan.

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Old 14-05-2004, 18:32   #2
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Re: Leeds Life Support Price Plan

Whats all the above?
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Old 14-05-2004, 18:41   #3
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Re: Leeds Life Support Price Plan

Changed.........

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Old 14-05-2004, 19:56   #4
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Now its funny and true.......
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