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Old 07-06-2007, 17:07   #16
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Re: Sex or Chocolate?

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Just melts in your mouth? LOL!

The question above was clean when I typed it. Your mileage may vary!
The thread is named 'Sex or Chocolate'....I only mentioned chocolate.
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Old 07-06-2007, 17:13   #17
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The thread is named 'Sex or Chocolate'....I only mentioned chocolate.
To the pure, all things are pure.
Let me see; is that ingenuous or disingenuous? Or is it that, given the chance, most of us put our smutty minds into gear
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Old 07-06-2007, 17:16   #18
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Old 07-06-2007, 18:48   #19
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No thanks Garinda......I'll stick with my bar of Bourneville.
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Old 07-06-2007, 19:09   #20
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No thanks Garinda......I'll stick with my bar of Bourneville.
Hey, good for the heart we are now told Margaret, so carry on; but so is sex, so a bit of a conundrum methinks, (no matter what they say about endorphins), question not about health though, just pleasure.

Me, don't eat chocolate much .. so only one option would be left open to me, given the choice Silly choice anyway, don't you think ... ? Poles apart.

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Old 07-06-2007, 19:45   #21
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I just didn't fancy the chocolate Durex Katex.
I'll have the chocolate while I'm walking.......both good for the heart.
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Old 07-06-2007, 20:32   #22
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Maybe "Sex or Chocolate?" would be a good pick up line.
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Old 07-06-2007, 20:34   #23
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I've stayed in hotels where the chambermaid left a chocolate on the pillow. This is preferable to the chambermaid having sex on the pillow, therefore, chocolate has the advantage.
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Old 07-06-2007, 20:39   #24
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West Ender....i have a very vivid and pictorial imagination....and that made me chuckle.
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Old 07-06-2007, 20:40   #25
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I've stayed in hotels where the chambermaid left a chocolate on the pillow. This is preferable to the chambermaid having sex on the pillow, therefore, chocolate has the advantage.
I don't know .... depends ... perhaps the chambermaid will have sex with you on the pillow ... or one can watch .... take a video .... use the fact to negotiate a free room from management .... lots of options.
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Old 07-06-2007, 20:41   #26
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Maybe "Sex or Chocolate?" would be a good pick up line.
I think you could be onto something there Eric....why don't you try it next time you are on a night out and let us know how you got on?
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Old 11-06-2007, 16:02   #27
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I think you could be onto something there Eric....why don't you try it next time you are on a night out and let us know how you got on?
Or, if he is lucky, how he got off!
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