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Old 26-11-2010, 10:25   #1
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Turkey farmer Bernard Matthews dies

Bernard Matthews has died ;-

Turkey Farmer Bernard Matthews Has Died At The Age Of 80 | UK News | Sky News

Rest in peace
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Old 26-11-2010, 10:46   #2
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Not So Butifull RIP
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Old 26-11-2010, 12:25   #3
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r.i.p Mr. Matthews x
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Old 26-11-2010, 12:57   #4
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Bernard Matthews

Millionaire Turkey Farmer Bernard Matthews has passed away, just before Christmas. RIP

Can't help thinking there are a few turkeys around saying "Now he knows how it feels!"

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Old 26-11-2010, 15:03   #5
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did he have bird flu?
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Old 26-11-2010, 15:05   #6
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did he have bird flu?
Stop it





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Old 26-11-2010, 15:07   #7
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and i know you laughed

R.I.P anyway Mr Matthews
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Old 26-11-2010, 15:21   #8
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Old 26-11-2010, 15:50   #9
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did he have bird flu?
I believe, his last wishes were to be stuffed.
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Old 26-11-2010, 17:56   #10
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I believe, his last wishes were to be stuffed.
No you've got it wrong Less he said get stuffed
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Old 26-11-2010, 18:08   #11
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I've heard that they are going to have James Blunt at the funeral singing you are bootiful.
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Old 26-11-2010, 21:30   #12
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RIP... I've heard the police have yet to rule out fowl play.
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Old 26-11-2010, 21:40   #13
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Oh dear ! It appears the famous British Black Humour is, to coin a phrase, "Alive & well !" within these pages. No doubt the funeral will be quite tasteful & with all the trimmings.
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Old 26-11-2010, 23:15   #14
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heard he is being cremated at gas mark 6 for 2 hours with a lemon up his backside...
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Old 26-11-2010, 23:21   #15
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you no on facebook yet
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