Update on Accrington Conservative Club - Page 24

Accrington Lad · 31-01-2013, 14:57

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Originally Posted by susie123

Wonder who's paying for that, they should just have let it blow down.

Im glad you dont run the council then! Let it blow down and risk all the wood and metal going through somebodys windscreen or hitting a child on the head walking home from school? Well thats not clever.

Restless · 31-01-2013, 15:10

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Originally Posted by Ewoodsambo3

Im glad you dont run the council then! Let it blow down and risk all the wood and metal going through somebodys windscreen or hitting a child on the head walking home from school? Well thats not clever.

Figure of speech. What she really means is they should pull it down

cashman · 31-01-2013, 15:12

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Originally Posted by Ewoodsambo3

Im glad you dont run the council then! Let it blow down and risk all the wood and metal going through somebodys windscreen or hitting a child on the head walking home from school? Well thats not clever.

Well if one hit you on the head, it may just knock some sense in.

But i aint holding me breath.

maxthecollie · 31-01-2013, 15:18

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

No idea, but the Knotty Ash Jam Butty factory has just reopened, their supposed to be making tiles for the roof.

They can stick the tiles on with treacle from Sabden Treacle Mines

DaveinGermany · 31-01-2013, 18:08

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

No idea, but the Knotty Ash Jam Butty factory has just reopened, their supposed to be making tiles for the roof.

Might take some time, due to risk assessment, H&S & the EU working time directive. Added to that, the JBTM & SSWU (Jam Butty Treacle Mine & Syrup Shifting Workers Union) are demanding reduced hours, more pay & quarterly Charabanc trips to Blackpool so they can go on the lash, get free Fish & Chips & all paid for by the employers ................. so your tiles may take a while.

Retlaw · 31-01-2013, 18:27

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Might take some time, due to risk assessment, H&S & the EU working time directive. Added to that, the JBTM & SSWU (Jam Butty Treacle Mine & Syrup Shifting Workers Union) are demanding reduced hours, more pay & quarterly Charabanc trips to Blackpool so they can go on the lash, get free Fish & Chips & all paid for by the employers ................. so your tiles may take a while.

Tha wants tu be careful DiG, its a criminal offence to thread wander, especially into the area o them Jam Butty Makers un yon Traycul workers at Sabden.

susie123 · 31-01-2013, 18:34

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Might take some time, due to risk assessment, H&S & the EU working time directive. Added to that, the JBTM & SSWU (Jam Butty Treacle Mine & Syrup Shifting Workers Union) are demanding reduced hours, more pay & quarterly Charabanc trips to Blackpool so they can go on the lash, get free Fish & Chips & all paid for by the employers ................. so your tiles may take a while.

Here's your work force...

When the roof's on they can use some parkin to plug the holes in the walls and cover the rotting floorboards with tripe.

DaveinGermany · 31-01-2013, 19:00

Was thinking more of Doddys gang, Mick the marmalizer, Nigel Ponsonby Smallpiece, Wee Hamish McDiddy, Harry Cott & Dickie Mint.

Trade unionists the lot.

susie123 · 31-01-2013, 19:09

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Was thinking more of Doddys gang, Mick the marmalizer, Nigel Ponsonby Smallpiece, Wee Hamish McDiddy, Harry Cott & Dickie Mint.

Trade unionists the lot.

Ah well you would being a Scouser. The treacle people have names like Wizzle and Mitton which are more familiar round Accy. And my favourite is the expression "what the Mankinholes is that?" - Mankinholes being a village near Todmorden.

DaveinGermany · 31-01-2013, 19:31

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Originally Posted by susie123

Todmorden.

Which is twinned with ...................... Tah Da !!!

Bramsche (Germany)

susie123 · 31-01-2013, 19:33

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Which is twinned with ...................... Tah Da !!!

Bramsche (Germany)

There's no answer to that!

Retlaw · 31-01-2013, 19:35

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Originally Posted by susie123

Here's your work force...

When the roof's on they can use some parkin to plug the holes in the walls and cover the rotting floorboards with tripe.

I wud a thowt thur wur enuff trype on ear, wiowt spreadin id al oer fluer in yon place, sides a wur alus towd tripe un parkin don't mix.

davemac · 31-01-2013, 21:35

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Originally Posted by Ewoodsambo3

Scaffolding going up round the rear today, the window boards and roof were falling off because of todays extremely windy conditions!

Does this mean that now someone has taken custody of the building you will no longer be able to traipse the light fantastic through the corridors of yesteryear ?

Restless · 31-01-2013, 22:52

could prob win the current photo comp with some of those photos

davemac · 31-01-2013, 23:02

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Originally Posted by Restless

could prob win the current photo comp with some of those photos

You have to stop with this relentless restless urge to get him on other threads as well as this one. I don't think dissipation will dilute his barmpot dissertations for martyrdom ( I've just given myself a headache )