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Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2024, 10:02
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Joke Of The Day

Another old one:
What do you get when a school teacher gets run over by a steam roller?





A holiday brochure!
Forum: Anything Goes 20-03-2024, 07:50
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Joke Of The Day

Here’s another silly one:
Why do deep-sea divers always sit on the edge of a boat, then topple over backwards into the sea?
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If they toppled forward, then they would land in the boat!...
Forum: Anything Goes 17-03-2024, 09:02
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Joke Of The Day

A guy was traveling on the train, when a conductor came along and said “All Tickets Please.” The guy promptly gave him his ticket. The conductor then said “This is a child’s ticket.” The guy then...
Forum: General Chat 05-01-2024, 09:10
Replies: 16
Views: 17
Posted By landhusweg
Re: retlaw

R.I.P. Walter. Sincere condolences to the family.
Forum: General Chat 21-12-2023, 18:58
Replies: 25
Views: 26
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Wishing everybody on this website a very merry Christmas and all the best for 2024.

Cheers
Forum: General Chat 19-12-2023, 11:32
Replies: 7
Views: 8
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Just a Heads up

Hi Margaret,

Good on you Margaret. You did the right thing. I always check the e-mail address of the sender, and if not sure it goes in the delete box.
Cheers
Forum: General Chat 27-08-2023, 08:59
Replies: 6
Views: 7
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Lucy Letby

Now in prison, I hope she suffers in pain for the rest of her life, the same as the poor families of those murdered children.
That’s all I have to say.
Sorry, just one more thing: can’t they bring...
Forum: Lost Friends / Family 01-08-2023, 08:29
Replies: 10
Views: 11
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Toplis Family.

Hi Bob,
Did you ever get around to the address given?
Cheers
Forum: General Chat 26-07-2023, 07:56
Replies: 56
Views: 57
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Artificial Intelligence

I must admit that I don't understand what AI is, nor why we need such a thing.
Will it mean that the following things will be over with:
- Climate change
- Famine of people around the world
-...
Forum: Music, Bands, Noise! 23-07-2023, 08:19
Replies: 7
Views: 8
Posted By landhusweg
Re: RIP Tony Bennett

Both Dotti & Margaret have said all there is to know about Toni Bennett. I can only say that his song »I Left My Heart in San Francisco« will last forever.

Cheers
Forum: General Chat 08-07-2023, 15:53
Replies: 37
Views: 38
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Sport, or otherwise, of Cricket

Although I've been in Switzerland for the past 55 years, I still follow Stanley, and I'm also a Supporter Club member.
Cheers
Forum: General Chat 08-07-2023, 09:21
Replies: 37
Views: 38
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Sport, or otherwise, of Cricket

I have to agree with Lost in Cornwall. Money is the root of all evil!

Since people started talking in terms of millions of pounds, whether it be wages, contracts, or just a bonus etc. I have lost...
Forum: Lost Friends / Family 03-06-2023, 12:50
Replies: 10
Views: 11
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Toplis Family.

Agree Bob. The best way is to contact anybody in person. Please let me know how it works out.

Cheers
Philip
Forum: Lost Friends / Family 02-06-2023, 09:34
Replies: 10
Views: 11
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Toplis Family.

Hi Bob.
Just looked into the following website:
https://www.locatefamily.com/T/TOP/TOPLIS-1.html

Where I found a Mrs. Julie Toplis number 117 on the website.

Her Address is given as 54,...
Forum: General Chat 03-05-2023, 09:24
Replies: 19
Views: 20
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Coronation

Not sure about this «Queen» business. I was always under the impression that you had either a King or a Queen, but not both?
I can very well understand the Consort bit as well as Queen Mother, but...
Forum: General Chat 02-05-2023, 09:56
Replies: 19
Views: 20
Posted By landhusweg
Re: The Coronation

As a non-royalist I will not be watching the coronation, but I am sure millions around the world will be. I am sure it will be done in that perfectly orchestrated pageantry, that only the Brits can...
Forum: General Chat 16-04-2023, 17:20
Replies: 3
Views: 4
Posted By landhusweg
Who would have guessed?

Last week I was over in the UK unfortunately attending the funeral of my sister-in-law in Sidmouth.
On my shopping list I had Lancashire crumbly cheese, so asking my brother which would be the best...
Forum: General Chat 12-03-2023, 09:53
Replies: 26
Views: 27
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Gary Lineker.

I think there are more important things going on in this world, than to give such cover to the BBC/Lineker controverse.
Cheers
Forum: General Chat 24-01-2023, 13:11
Replies: 8
Views: 9
Posted By landhusweg
Re: People Born in the 1940's

Hi MoreJoe,
Agree entirely with you. I was born in 1943 and remember vividly dancing at various places late fifties such as
- Joe Morts
- Knowlmere street
- Con Club etc.
As you say, it was only...
Forum: Feedback, Suggestions and help! 20-01-2023, 13:02
Replies: 22
Views: 23
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Accrington Web?

A question for Ron the administrator.
Is it possible to delete posts in the forum, which are 2, or even 3 years old?
Every time I log-in there are always these same posts year in year out!...
Forum: Anything Goes 02-01-2023, 08:18
Replies: 6
Views: 7
Posted By landhusweg
Re: New Year resolutions

No new year resolutions for me. What will come will come!

All the very best to everybody for 2023.
Forum: General Chat 20-12-2022, 10:18
Replies: 5
Views: 6
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Toxic Spinach

Hi there taddy and dottyi34,
Just been talking to my daughter in Australia, it would seem that "only" 1 supermarket has been affected by this toxic spinach. IGA is the supermarket chain involved, so...
Forum: General Chat 19-12-2022, 08:59
Replies: 13
Views: 14
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Season's Greetings

Also from me to everyone at Accyweb, best wishes for Christmas and the new year

Philip Kenyon
Forum: General Chat 04-12-2022, 04:46
Replies: 8
Views: 9
Posted By landhusweg
Re: Bah! Humbug!

The things that I remember most were having Christmas dinner at Grandad’s home. The whole family would get together, granddad, grandma, uncles and aunties, plus my brother and two cousins.
Granddad...
Forum: Introduce Yourself 01-12-2022, 07:48
Replies: 6
hi
Views: 264
Posted By landhusweg
Re: hi

Same as Taddy, not sure what this is all about!
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