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Forum: Anything Goes 31-05-2015, 12:07

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-02-2014, 19:26

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Sat Nav I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life It's better than the normal...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-12-2013, 22:01

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Chavs Nativity Scene.

Forum: Anything Goes 23-10-2013, 22:30

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Spotted this on Face Book. Who did he miss out. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/246646_526302850729844_328991127_n.jpg

Forum: Anything Goes 27-05-2013, 21:58

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Veet for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and...

Forum: Anything Goes 21-05-2013, 15:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day THIS IS AN ACTUAL PERSONAL AD... FROM THE " SAVANNAH TRIBUNE" NEWSPAPER PLACED IN DECEMBER 2009........ This is too funny not to pass on....enjoy To the Guy Who Tried To Mug Me In Downtown...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-04-2013, 22:13

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10 pence coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-04-2013, 11:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day I asked my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" "I would take half and leave!", She said. "Excellent!", I said. "I've won a tenner, here's a fiver, now **** off "

Forum: Anything Goes 23-04-2013, 18:39

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-03-2013, 14:04

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day A mate of mine had his left side completely cut off. He’s alright now! It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. I couldn't quite remember how to...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-02-2013, 20:37

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day NORTHERNERS Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-02-2013, 21:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' Listen mate; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-06-2012, 11:20

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day The Wooden Ball An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2012, 13:58

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day The Bob visits the local tavern for a quiet ale or two with his club mates. He finds that his mates have organised a compeition with a prize for the best toast of the evening.. When it Bob's...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-03-2012, 14:18

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day SCRABBLE Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P S N E I scroll down

Forum: Anything Goes 11-03-2012, 12:23

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day On their way to get married, a young Roman Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-02-2012, 14:24

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Cherie Blair's Chauffeur Cherie Blair is touring the Mid-Wales countryside in a hired chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, and they hit it full on - the car comes to a...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-01-2012, 20:02

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-01-2012, 19:11

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Talking to my mate last night about our mother-in-laws. 'My mother-in-law's an angel' he said. 'You're lucky, mine's still alive' I replied.

Forum: Anything Goes 29-12-2011, 11:26

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day The Truth Hurts

Forum: Anything Goes 04-12-2011, 12:40

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Retlaw.

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2011, 22:38

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Job Interview. Retlaw.

Forum: Anything Goes 19-11-2011, 13:16

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Cashy, the shape of things to come. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Forum: Anything Goes 18-11-2011, 20:37

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day Now which Accy Webber does this remind you of. Retlaw.

Forum: Anything Goes 16-11-2011, 17:03

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Retlaw Re: Joke Of The Day After a visit to a house of ill repute a man notices green lumps on his willy, so he goes to the doctors. "That's serious" says the doctor. "You've heard that some boxers get cauliflower ears?"...

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