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Forum: Anything Goes 08-12-2014, 10:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Bumped into an old mate last night. "Bloody Hell you have lost weight" says I "Yeah the pounds have been dropping off me since the wife left me" say he. "Missing her home cooking then?" say I...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-11-2014, 09:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day **Breaking News** The inventor of Predictive Text has died. His funfair will be hello on a sundial.

Forum: Anything Goes 21-10-2014, 15:41

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Senior Moments by Golf Brooks - with Lyrics Closed Captioned - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv1tMioGgXI)

Forum: Anything Goes 21-10-2014, 15:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Cheers Gordon :alright: Not much gets past you eh? I am suitable admonished.

Forum: Anything Goes 21-10-2014, 10:13

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to the manager about this security rubbish, I did just as...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-09-2014, 14:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Should Scotland vote Yes for Independance seems they will have to use a temporary currency until they join the EU. Tennants and Heroin should do the trick. ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 11-04-2014, 20:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, "Nearest the bull goes first" He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" He said "You're closest"

Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2014, 15:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Well if they find him guilty he's gonna lose that spring in his step.

Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2014, 13:45

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Now the defence for Oscar Pistorious is on it's last legs anyone making jokes about Oscar is just prosthetic!

Forum: Anything Goes 10-03-2014, 09:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Quiz question tha't got to be mulled over. Whats the country situated between Romania and the Ukraine? ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 03-03-2014, 11:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day A Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-12-2013, 16:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Looking for employment? There are some bar jobs going in Glasgow, but you will have to work on a rotor.

Forum: Anything Goes 21-08-2013, 11:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Jewish Wisdom .... There was once a wise Jewish man . He said that the essence of all wisdom is what you have in your head ! His name was Solomon . Then came another wise Jewish man . He...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-08-2013, 07:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day I was walking through Mercer Park, Clayton really late last night when I heard the playing of phantom pan pipes. I think it was "ghost buskers"

Forum: Anything Goes 22-05-2013, 11:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day A man asked the ringmaster “What do you have to do to be a lion-tamer? He said “All you have to do is get into the cage with that big ferocious lion and if the lion takes a pace forward, just take a...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-05-2013, 22:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Topical eh? ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 30-04-2013, 08:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day I've just seen this bloke with a didgeridoo down on Broadway and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought... that's Abboriginal.

Forum: Anything Goes 28-04-2013, 19:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day The head of the Coppice hedgehogs went to see Wizz the head of the local rabbits for some help. "Hey rabbit, wonder if you can help us", he said "I'll be glad to try, Spikey", said the Top Rabbit....

Forum: Anything Goes 26-04-2013, 13:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day I phoned our local ramblers club today, and this woman just went on and on.

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2013, 09:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-04-2013, 19:42

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up to the kerb beside him and the window was wound down. 'I'll give you a bag of midget gems if you get in the car', said...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-04-2013, 20:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day RIP Sir Robert Edwards pioneer of IVF. He leaves his wife Ruth, 5 daughters, 12 grandchildren, his first success Louise Brown and about 15 million yucky test tubes.

Forum: Anything Goes 10-04-2013, 13:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Just got back from a mates funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

Forum: Anything Goes 02-04-2013, 08:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2013, 10:30

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DtheP47 Re: Joke Of The Day Here's another "yarksheer one" Though it could be cashy...;) A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember...

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