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Forum: Anything Goes 20-09-2004, 12:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do...

Forum: Anything Goes 29-08-2004, 03:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day Linda fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks, and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly,...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-08-2004, 14:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress... The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-07-2004, 00:49

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his...

Forum: Anything Goes 21-07-2004, 00:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-07-2004, 08:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day Never trust doctors!! A woman hears her husband cursing up a storm from behind the bathroom door .She knocks and says, "Honey, what is it?" Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says,...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-07-2004, 01:13

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-07-2004, 15:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day One day mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-07-2004, 11:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-07-2004, 16:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-07-2004, 20:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day This one is for all who: a) have kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-07-2004, 05:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By AnotherJFK Re: Joke Of The Day Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women #10: You can trade an old .44 for a new 22. #9: You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road. #8: ...

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