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Forum: Anything Goes 14-02-2005, 17:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Excellent Stuff Slinky.:alright:

Forum: Anything Goes 26-09-2004, 17:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day LOST BRAIN CELL. Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which mistakenly wandered into a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. Hello?" she cried, but no...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-09-2004, 14:29

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Don't Eat Bran An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-09-2004, 17:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Two good one's there lettie.:alright:

Forum: Anything Goes 29-08-2004, 14:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-08-2004, 17:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (read them out loud) 1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao 4)...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2004, 13:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Well then sparky i dont check all the jokes before i post a new one, unlike some, i have a life. Ta very much. LOL.

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2004, 19:10

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Olympic Condoms A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2004, 14:44

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-08-2004, 11:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Ghosts Joke A visiting professor at Oxford University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-08-2004, 13:51

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Saddam Hussain goes to hell and... Saddam Hussain goes to hell and the devil is waiting there and he isnt in the best of moods, he look to Mr. Hussian and says "well well well look at who we have...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-07-2004, 15:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day This had to have been written by a woman, a man would'nt have had the brains.

Forum: Anything Goes 21-07-2004, 10:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection....

Forum: Anything Goes 19-07-2004, 11:51

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-07-2004, 10:46

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: "...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-07-2004, 09:29

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-07-2004, 13:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Looking For A Man RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-07-2004, 16:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-07-2004, 14:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask,...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-07-2004, 20:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus."

Forum: Anything Goes 08-07-2004, 10:49

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-07-2004, 10:47

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Billy-Bob replied, "At the...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-07-2004, 10:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-06-2004, 10:55

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day Crowded Subway The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop...

Forum: Anything Goes 29-06-2004, 14:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By janet Re: Joke Of The Day As the door is opened, the travelling salesmans shocked to see a little lad, stood in a silk dressing gown, cigar in one hand, glass of whiskey in the other! Looking further into the house, a...

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