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Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2005, 12:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pendy Re: Joke Of The Day A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and food and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-04-2005, 09:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pendy Re: Joke Of The Day What's the difference between a cat and a lawyer? One is an arrogant creature who will ignore you and treat you with contempt unless it can get something out of you. The other is a domestic pet.

Forum: Anything Goes 21-09-2004, 13:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By pendy Re: Joke Of The Day The congregation are sitting quietly in church one Sunday morning. Suddenly, there is a flash of flame, and Satan appears. The congregation rush screaming for the doors, all except one old fellow. ...

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