Accrington Web > Search Forums Search Results

User Name Remember Me? Password

Welcome to Accrington Web! We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info. You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today!

Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 Search took 0.00 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: 'erindoors

Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2009, 09:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one

Forum: Anything Goes 22-01-2009, 13:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day Steven woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's > Christmas Party. > > He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it? > Thursday. His wife must have gone to...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-12-2008, 15:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day Ok this is old but............ Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker: I know what you have got for Christmas.... Luke skywalker replies: How do you know that? Darth Vader answers:

Forum: Anything Goes 04-12-2008, 08:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day DUCKS IN HEAVEN [] Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-11-2008, 09:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day THIS IS WHY "CLEAR" INSTRUCTIONS ARE NECESSARY! There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-10-2008, 11:46

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day Sick day I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-10-2008, 14:47

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. > At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the > three > women buy just one ticket. > > "How are...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-05-2008, 10:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day WOMEN BEWARE!!!! My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with Someone else's thighs. The new ones...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-05-2008, 19:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By 'erindoors Re: Joke Of The Day WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you...

Showing results 1 to 9 of 9

Other sites of interest..	More town sites..
Land Rover Forum and Gallery	Rossendale Forum