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Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2003, 00:07
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Posted By littlemo
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A little boy was doing his math homework.  He said to
> > himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.  Three plus six,
> that
> > son of a bitch is nine...."...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-09-2003, 22:31
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of
> > > Chicken Little to her class.  She came to the part of the story where
> > > Chicken Little tried to warn the...
Forum: Anything Goes 13-09-2003, 14:54
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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A very attractive woman goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
Forum: Anything Goes 13-09-2003, 08:53
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
Post Re: Joke Of The Day

more like asda as i believe walmart bought them out a couple of years ago
Forum: Anything Goes 13-09-2003, 08:35
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into...
Forum: Anything Goes 08-08-2003, 02:34
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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Try this its weird  !!
> >
> >
> >
> > Try this!  Seriously - it's freaky!
> >
> >
> >
> > While sitting  at your desk, make...
Forum: Anything Goes 30-07-2003, 18:23
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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Another typical boy joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind
>>him," My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen,
>>You don't...
Forum: Anything Goes 30-07-2003, 18:21
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
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Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive.  I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read fast.  You wont know the house when you get home-we have moved.
About...
Forum: Anything Goes 20-07-2003, 22:38
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By littlemo
Post Re: Joke Of The Day

>  A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
> City to Chicago. The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have
> baby dogs and big cats have baby...
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