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Forum: Anything Goes 08-12-2023, 23:30

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Beth, soon we will have been married 30 years, and there's something I have...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-11-2023, 22:42

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day This is probably not politically correct but then neither am I. Apologies if anyone is offended by it, it’s a joke Joyce. A blonde teenager wanting to earn some extra money for the summer...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-10-2023, 07:41

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you…" "I know, I know." the doctor...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-09-2023, 00:56

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day It's the Australian Football League Grand Final, the culmination of the football season, and a man makes his way to his seat right behind the goal square. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 00:47

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 00:45

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A man goes to see the Rabbi. ' "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 00:44

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 00:43

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asked the Lord.. "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A minute." Smith asked,...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 00:42

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2023, 00:22

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Ryewolf, please take it as read that I laughed at all these one-liners. I enjoyed the lot of them. Very witty.

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2023, 01:33

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day The Secret of Life….. A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret?' 'I smoke ten...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-08-2023, 12:02

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Margaret I love it. Not the podcast joke which I don't think is at all funny, but your comment about the giraffe. Now that did make me laugh.

Forum: Anything Goes 18-08-2023, 01:12

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Guy arrives home very much the worse for wear. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "I've been at the opening of the new pub" slurs the hubby "the doors are gold, the bar is all gold, even the...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2023, 09:13

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Apologies if this has been on here before. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer....

Forum: Anything Goes 12-05-2023, 00:38

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Not sure, but this might be an old one – it’s still worth a chuckle…. A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the...

Forum: Anything Goes 31-03-2023, 05:48

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.” Understandably...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2023, 05:39

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Margaret you made ME laugh as I pictured the ‘explosion’. Couldn't help myself. Taddy. as for where I get the jokes from, I get them sent to me by like-minded friends who agree that laughter is...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-03-2023, 22:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day One day, a market researcher was knocking on doors in a street. He reached the final house in the row and was welcomed by a busy looking housewife. “Hello,” he started. “I’m doing some research...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-03-2023, 22:35

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-03-2023, 20:43

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A man goes to join a monastery. The head monk sits him down to explain the rules. The final rule he says is “This is a silent order. You only get to speak once a year and that’s one sentence to me.”...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2023, 09:11

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-02-2023, 01:38

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England. She was looking for footmen to walk beside her carriage. They applied and were very happy to be...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-12-2022, 20:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-12-2022, 00:18

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-12-2022, 00:17

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By dotti34 Re: Joke Of The Day After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle...

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