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Forum: Anything Goes 12-03-2007, 19:24
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

Irish Medical Dictionary
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY.

ARTERY..............The study of paintings.

BACTERIA...........Back door to cafeteria.

BARIUM..............What doctors do when patients...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-10-2005, 23:52
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

BECAUSE OF RECENT TERRORIST ACTIVITY, IT IS PRUDENT FOR SECURITY REASONS TO HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.

SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE CALL ME BY MY NEW MUSLIM NAME:



SELDOM BIN LAYED
Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2005, 23:23
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

>Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
>husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men
>increasing in positive attributes as you ...
Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2005, 23:18
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

no offence meant Joke!!!

30,000 found dead in Pakistan earthquake!

Emergency services are just checking the 2nd house now:D
Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2005, 23:15
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

Subject: FW: Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married




Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2005, 22:01
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised
a friend I would meet...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2005, 21:53
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

: No offence meant !!!! joke !!


Home Office Security Memo

Re: Towel Heads

Recently we received a warning about the use of the above politically incorrect term. Please note: we all...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2005, 21:36
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2005, 21:05
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By accymel
Re: Joke Of The Day

The Chicken and the Donkey

A chicken and a donkey lived on a farm lived. They were great friends and loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and...
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