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Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2024, 12:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A newly married young man had parts of his dismantled motor bike on the kitchen table. His wife walked in and said to him ‘don’t you think you should sell your motor bike now we are married?’ The...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2024, 12:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Ryewolf…I loved those joke…yes they were a bit corny, a bit Christmas Cracker…but they made me laugh…thank you. I needed a laugh today.

Forum: Anything Goes 07-11-2023, 14:55

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Dorothy, I have heard it before, but it still makes me laugh

Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2023, 12:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A woman was suing the hospital. She said that her husband had lost interest in her since his operation. The hospital's defence;- We only corrected his eyesight!

Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2023, 10:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day two dogs and a cat go to heaven...The Lord says to the Alsatian 'What do you think you can bring to Heaven? 'Lord, I can bring security. I will chase away the evil wrong doers' the lord looks to...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-10-2023, 10:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A policeman just pulled me over. He said 'Papers'. I said 'scissors..I win!' I think he must want a rematch...he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

Forum: Anything Goes 08-09-2023, 05:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A naked chap is walking down the road with a woman on his back. A chap across the road greets him and asks him where he is going. ‘A fancy dress party’ says the naked man. ‘What are you going as?’...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 11:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A woman goes to a psychiatrist. Her complaint is that she is being harassed to marry by her parents. This is causing her a deal of stress. She tells the psychiatrist that she sees no need to...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2023, 11:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day The oldest computer in the world was an Apple. It was owned by Adam and Eve…it had a very poor memory….1byte and it crashed.

Forum: Anything Goes 04-09-2023, 11:29

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Dolly and Ruby, two old ladies were sat having a coffee and discussing their grandchildren. Ruby tells Dolly that every year she sends her grandchildren a lovely card for their birthday....and puts...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-09-2023, 11:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A fifty four year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. During her stay she had a cardiac arrest and a met God. 'is my time up' she asks God. God tells her that she will live for...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-09-2023, 11:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day An elderly man is walking home at 2am in the morning. A patrol car stops close to him and asks where he is going in the middle of the night. 'Officer I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-09-2023, 09:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day The garden of Eden was a lovely place. Adam and Eve were very happy for a while. Then Adam started disappearing for hours at a time. He would be missing from sun up to sundown. Eve did not like...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2023, 13:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Me too Dorothy….they made me chuckle.

Forum: Anything Goes 26-08-2023, 15:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day A young blonde women is fed up of everyone thinking she is a blonde Bimbo. She goes to the hairdressers and has her hair dyed a lovely shade of conker brown. A couple of days after this, she is...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-08-2023, 15:44

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day a chap comes home from work. The front door is wide open. The car door is unlocked. There are toys all scattered in the hallway and he treads on a toy car and goes flying. In the kitchen there is...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-08-2023, 08:54

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Ryewolf...I know they are oldies...but they still made me chuckle. Well done and MORE please.

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2023, 18:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Harry stumbled home after a stag night...he went upstairs and slid into bed next to his wife. He closed his eyes and when he opened them he saw a tall man in religious robes stood by the side of the...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2023, 14:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day a bride gets home from honeymoon and straighaway rings her mother. The bride is in tears, distraught. Her mother asks what is wrong. The bride says the honeymoon hotel was wonderful....with many...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2023, 12:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Wife asks husband to take a large bag of clothes to the charity shop. he asks her 'Why don't you just put them in the bin@ Because some poor hungry person might get some use out of them she tells...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2023, 12:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Yes Taddy you must...and maybe it is time to get your 'giggle switch' re-calibrated too. Maybe a jiggle caused your giggle switch to get a bit out of line. (and please do not take that to mean...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-08-2023, 21:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Oh dear Taddy…now come on…be real. When I say that I feel like .giraffe….well it has to be a funny. I am five foot and half an inch…so I would be a pocket giraffe…and as to Maccy D’s…you don’t...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-08-2023, 15:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day I feel a bit like a giraffe but Mc Donald’s have taken them off their menu and anyway I would need someone to share it with me and David is off jungle meat.

Forum: Anything Goes 22-08-2023, 09:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Isn’t that a sad indictment of the quality of ‘funnies’ told at the Edinburgh Festival…taken over by the woke ideology? The really funny comedians cancelled because they do not subscribe to the woke...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-05-2023, 14:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Margaret Pilkington Re: Joke Of The Day Oh Dorothy I love that one….and I have not heard it before!

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