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Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2005, 10:55

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen,...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2005, 10:36

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day lol that is a good one

Forum: Anything Goes 11-10-2003, 22:42

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day These made me laugh.... A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The  father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts... ...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-09-2003, 21:17

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY AMAZING !!!!   This is quite amazing! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2003, 22:11

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2003, 22:10

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day A Blonde Goes to the Library?   Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2003, 21:37

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2003, 22:13

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Princess Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, ...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-08-2003, 21:59

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day Nice one Direct Dj   gud stuff.   u sud keep em cummin.....

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2003, 21:54

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY only if u were clever as this A English girl  and a American lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The girl, who's tired and just wants to take a...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2003, 21:50

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY I WILL SURVIVE    To which the girls rep FEMALE VERSION At first I was afraid, I was petrified. By the ugly wa*ker that was lying by my side. I would've drunk a little less, I would've Tried to keep my head, If I'd know for just...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2003, 21:49

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY I MUST SURVIVE To get the full affect you need to sing it out loud. I WILL SURVIVE - - (Un-edited versions) MALE VERSION First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-08-2003, 22:50

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day A young boy went up to his father and asked, "what is  the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a while, then answered,"Go ask your mother if she would...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-08-2003, 22:46

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day Moral/ethical dilemma You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-08-2003, 22:40

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By IMY Re: Joke Of The Day HOPE U LIKE THIS ONE !!! A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after...

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