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Forum: Anything Goes 11-02-2014, 21:57
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Posted By Mick
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No it ment by 1874 men HAD protected there brains:D
Forum: Anything Goes 13-01-2014, 20:06
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Forum: Anything Goes 13-01-2014, 08:38
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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flashman your starting to repeat yourself
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f71/joke-of-the-day-2647-38.html:p:p:p:D
Forum: Anything Goes 04-11-2013, 09:07
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Here is one for all you fitness fanatics:D
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2013, 07:45
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-11-2011, 05:41
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Posted By Mick
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I have merged the threads
Forum: Anything Goes 23-01-2009, 21:53
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A visitor to a mental institution asks the director how he decided which patients should be kept in and which sent home.
The director said "We fill a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a...
Forum: Anything Goes 14-10-2007, 13:44
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Posted By Mick
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Thats why there profit has gone up so much in the last few years :D
Forum: Anything Goes 14-10-2007, 13:33
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Here tinks this link might help you with your problem
http://www.tenadirect.co.uk/menu.htm
Forum: Anything Goes 04-09-2007, 06:05
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A little girl was in her back garden patting down a freshly-filled hole when the next door neighbour, an elderly lady looks over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was doing,
she...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2006, 09:42
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard...
Forum: Anything Goes 07-06-2005, 14:43
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A Young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started
playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.The
pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-03-2005, 07:57
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Four Worms and a Funeral

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was...
Forum: Anything Goes 29-01-2005, 18:12
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The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.

One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.

The reverend...
Forum: Anything Goes 20-01-2005, 15:52
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vampire walks into a bar and asks for a glass of hot water. The barman says "i thought vampires only drunk blood" the vampire replies "they do, but i found a used tampon and fancied a brew!.........
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2004, 13:17
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Posted By Mick
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yes it has Sara
Forum: Anything Goes 03-07-2004, 19:25
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-06-2004, 20:26
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-06-2004, 20:09
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There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-06-2004, 20:00
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Posted By Mick
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How do you know lettie ? ;) :lol:
Forum: Anything Goes 08-06-2004, 13:30
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This couple walks into a bar: The man goes of to the bog and leaves the women standing at the bar. A bloke goes up to the women and says, "I really really want to squeeze you tit's. Will you let me?"...
Forum: Anything Goes 08-06-2004, 13:24
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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.

"What the heck are you doing ?"...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-06-2004, 10:20
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mick
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This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-06-2004, 10:11
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This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-06-2004, 10:03
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mick
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The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.

The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of...
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