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Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:26

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day Blonde Medical Terminology Anally - occurring yearly Artery - study of paintings Bacteria - back door of cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails Benign - what you be after you be...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:25

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blond guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said "Ready, aim ... " at which point the...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?" "Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day The three finalists in the Women's Olympic swim meet were all novices to international competition. However, all had excelled during the early going, and after several heats the score was tied; the...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about a job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A blond couple goes to a doctor to see if there is any medical reason for the decreased sex drive that has keep them celibate recently. After tests, the doctor tells them that everything is...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry,...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, ladies,...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom jumping on his dad so he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and asks, "Whats wrong, sweetie?" The boy asks, "What were you doing to...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the Queen,...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:10

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day There's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor. During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2005, 00:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Beccas_Baby Re: Joke Of The Day A blond lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to see him...when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to him, and asked...

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