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Forum: Anything Goes 15-12-2006, 21:48
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Any rugby players out there.Ipswhich rugby club are missing a couple of hookers
Forum: Anything Goes 09-12-2006, 06:44
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish house. He had a rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night, he discovered the...
Forum: Anything Goes 16-11-2006, 12:43
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John went for a night on the town,
as they left the night-club, Kylie, half-****ed, slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite...
Forum: Anything Goes 12-11-2006, 10:48
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the...
Forum: Anything Goes 13-06-2006, 07:10
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.
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>While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt
>and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter...
Forum: Anything Goes 11-06-2006, 07:47
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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My feet are killing me!"


Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor,
but it would not budge.


"Harder!" yelled Camilla.

"Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm...
Forum: Anything Goes 31-05-2006, 14:44
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
Re: Joke Of The Day

Sorry the poem was from Paul MacCartney
Forum: Anything Goes 31-05-2006, 14:43
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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I lay upon a grassy bank

> My hands were all a quiver,

> I slowly undid her suspender belt

> And her leg fell in the river

>
Forum: Anything Goes 29-05-2006, 18:45
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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A red Indian called 'one stone' becuase of him being born with only one testicle was getting really brassed off at being greeted with ' hallo one stone' that he threatened to kill the next person who...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-05-2006, 20:51
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and

step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.



Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it,...
Forum: Anything Goes 16-05-2006, 05:11
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Another one:-
Subject: LOST IN TRANSLATION

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying
them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-01-2006, 15:59
Replies: 2,277
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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So like one bloke said to the other ' i am going to have to stop this telephone sex'
Why? he asks.
Well now i have got hearing aids!!!!
Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2005, 21:14
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Heres one for you:-
Two Blonde Genies

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde...
Forum: Anything Goes 14-09-2005, 21:53
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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This is a true story:-
Before setting off for England this year i mentioned to my 2 daughters that we could make a tape cassette to keep us occupied on the long drive and that they could pick the...
Forum: Anything Goes 07-06-2005, 14:14
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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How does an Essex girl keep her bum warm.
She pulls her knickers up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Forum: Anything Goes 07-06-2005, 14:14
Replies: 2,277
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Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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A women was reading an article in a magazine and infromed her husband that a bull makes love on average 700 times a year.To which the husband replied:-
Aye more than likely true love, but he does...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-05-2005, 05:02
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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There was two going around last year that i felt was a bit sick.Why did so many die at Morecombe bay?
Because the boss said to come back when the tide got to knee high.
Problem being that Ni Hi was...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-05-2005, 18:12
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Or the asian muck spreader :- Hu flung dung
Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2005, 10:15
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the old...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2005, 18:56
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Imagine you can have sex everyday for a year but only with a condom.
At the end of the year you melt all the condoms down and make a tyre out of them.

Q. What would the tyre be called?



A. ...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2005, 18:54
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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So the vice president of a company comes downstairs on his 43rd birthday.
No greetings from his wife or children.
Depressed he goes to work, no greetings from the gatekeeper.
He walks in to the...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2003, 14:52
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Mik Dickinson
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A Canadian walks in to the garage and says to the mechanic his snow bike is not working properly.The mechanic takes a look and says it looks like you have blown a seal.
The Canadian rubs his...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2003, 19:30
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Bloke is going through the ads because he wants his porch painted.He finds a company that is willing to do the job for 50 quid.Provided he buys the paint for the job.On the day a young buxom blonde...
Forum: Anything Goes 16-09-2003, 19:51
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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the end ;)

Thanks Mick now i know as well  ???
Forum: Anything Goes 14-09-2003, 19:58
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Mik Dickinson
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Never had it rolled down that far then eh?
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