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Forum: Anything Goes 20-11-2011, 20:01

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day And the Jewish knight - Sir Cumcision.

Forum: Anything Goes 05-03-2011, 16:51

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day A man went to Harley Street in London having seen an advertisement for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-03-2011, 14:01

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-12-2010, 07:46

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-11-2010, 16:29

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day IRISH JOB INTERVIEW Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin . A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2010, 11:12

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day i deleted them all, Reece kept asking me what i was laughing at...on the metrolink going through Manchester

Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2010, 11:06

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day you did, one of hundreds you've sent me, it's a good job i didn't have any credit on Saturday, you'd have been in for it matey ;) there's only so many jokes you can send in a day and you over stepped...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2010, 10:54

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Paddy asks Murphy if he would like his pizza cut into eight slices or six, Murphy says 'six please, i don't think i could eat eight'

Forum: Anything Goes 25-02-2008, 21:50

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: the German still cant give me one hey Derek? lol

Forum: Anything Goes 25-02-2008, 20:58

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy the German German guy approaches a prostitute and says ' I vish to buy sex vit you' 'OK' says the girl, 'I charge 100 quid an hour' 'Is goot' says the German, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky' ...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-02-2008, 19:46

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead

Forum: Anything Goes 21-01-2008, 11:25

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-01-2008, 19:31

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg....

Forum: Anything Goes 20-01-2008, 19:28

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise"! were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:26

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, 'Scuse me mate, I aint being funny or nuffink, but...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:25

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground. Medic: 'OK, I'm going...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:24

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13....

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:23

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl:...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:19

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.' She says 'I'll take the red one.' The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.'

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:19

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. 'I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress.' she says. 'Come again?' says the clerk, cupping his...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-01-2008, 16:17

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. 'How many children?' asks the council worker. '10' replies the Essex girl. '10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-12-2007, 17:08

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-12-2007, 17:04

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2007, 16:23

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the first girl...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-01-2007, 19:45

Replies: 2,284 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashy Re: Joke Of The Day Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and...

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