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Forum: Anything Goes 17-07-2020, 13:23
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Posted By cashman
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dolly yeh made me spit me brew out,:D
Forum: Anything Goes 09-08-2014, 12:09
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Oscar Pistorius has sacked his Legal Team @ hired Celtics, after he discovered they lost both legs and still won.
Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2014, 14:19
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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Thats nearly as bad as Peaches has just been Creamed.
Forum: Anything Goes 16-11-2012, 17:52
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By cashman
Re: Joke Of The Day

Probably cos yeh moved again.:D
Forum: Anything Goes 12-02-2012, 12:18
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By cashman
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Houston we got trouble.:D
Forum: Anything Goes 25-12-2011, 10:34
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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Girl gets e-mail from Dating Agency,- You have been on our books now for 3 years, Would you like us to try a week without the picture.
Forum: Anything Goes 19-11-2011, 14:01
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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As well as being funny,its likely true.:D;)
Forum: Anything Goes 18-11-2011, 21:49
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By cashman
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Reminds me of Neil.:D
Forum: Anything Goes 31-10-2010, 16:19
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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Heard they have had to cancel the Christmas Pantomime in Bradford. was gonna do Jack @ Beanstalk. but got to fee fi fo fum, i smell the blood of n englishman..........and...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-01-2009, 22:54
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Paddy is sat next to a muslim on the plane. stewardess says- would you like a drink sir? (Paddy) whiskey on the rocks please. pays for it, then she says to the muslim, would you like a drink sir?...
Forum: Anything Goes 12-10-2008, 22:42
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub.

Mick says to Paddy, 'I can't be bothered to walk all that way.'

'I know,' says Paddy, 'but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2008, 20:18
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By cashman
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theres Days for everyone now- Mothers Day for Mums, Fathers Day for Fathers, Valentines Day for Lovers, and now Palm Sunday for Wankers.;)
Forum: Anything Goes 27-07-2007, 00:11
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Paddy was messing about with a woman in his car & the woman said - kiss me where its wet, so paddy started the car & drove her to Gloucester.:D
Forum: Anything Goes 04-07-2007, 00:36
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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I see the Cigarette Ban is not having much effect- was 2 guys caught smoking at glasgow airport.;)
Forum: Anything Goes 13-11-2005, 15:05
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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surgeon says to george best- got some good news and bad news george! best says-give me the bad news first doc, (doc) sorry mate you have only about 60 mins to live. (best) hell doc whats the...
Forum: Anything Goes 03-10-2005, 22:41
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By cashman
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kate moss bumped into jeremy clarkson and said to him what do you do? he said i do top gear, kate said great i'll have 4 grams.
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