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Forum: Anything Goes 20-11-2011, 21:02
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Posted By Neil
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Its nice to know you think about me so much :iloveyou:as well :rolleyes:
Forum: Anything Goes 28-11-2010, 16:45
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A tour bus full of noisy chavs from Church on a rehabilitation trip arrives at Runnymede.

They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-11-2010, 16:38
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Neil
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a...
Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2010, 11:10
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Neil
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I do it to annoy you knowing you can't reply

Post the one about sparing £2, I lost wee when I read it.
Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2010, 11:03
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Neil
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mmmm I am sure I sent you that as a text :D
Forum: Anything Goes 17-05-2010, 00:22
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Posted By Neil
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adam and eve in the garden eve creeps up behind adam and puts her hands over his eyes and says guess who adam replies dont be so stupid
Forum: Anything Goes 17-05-2010, 00:16
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Anyone who say's onions are the only veg that make you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip...
Forum: Anything Goes 10-01-2009, 09:28
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McVities are to honour world champion Lewis Hamilton by putting a picture of him in his F1 car on their new range of biscuits - Won On Wheels
Forum: Anything Goes 29-08-2008, 11:26
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A man meets a girl in a bar. Hi luv, whats your name?
Carmen she replies because i love men and cars!!! Whats yours she asks
Well in that case my name is Charlie Beerfanny
Forum: Anything Goes 29-08-2008, 10:55
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whats the highest mountain in liverpool?



killamanforagiro :D
Forum: Anything Goes 28-06-2008, 21:25
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Posted By Neil
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-06-2008, 03:21
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A blonde decides to try horse riding. On her first practice she mounts her steed unassisted and it immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady pace, but the blonde begins to slip...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2008, 22:05
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Posted By Neil
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Why men make better friends than women:

Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friend's house. The man...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2008, 22:04
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Posted By Neil
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet....
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2008, 19:38
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Posted By Neil
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A Husband and wife are shopping in Asda when the man picks up a pack
of Stella and puts them into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife

"They're on offer, only £16 for...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2008, 14:53
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Posted By Neil
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Paddy decides.....

to rob a bank. He got all the gear together - stocking mask, sawn-off shotgun, getaway car and so on. But he realised his accent would mark him out as Irish, so he took...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2008, 14:51
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A young blonde woman walked into the doctors and asked for his help, "Everywhere that I touch myself I have severe pain".
The doctor asks her to show him so she touched her head and howled in pain,...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2006, 15:07
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Neil
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OOpps wrong forum for this one
Forum: Anything Goes 26-09-2005, 21:46
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Neil
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Is that a work story about Joanne?
Forum: Anything Goes 24-04-2005, 22:56
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Posted By Neil
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I think that is out of order slinky. You should have more respect for our future Queen :D
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