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Forum: Anything Goes 13-09-2005, 17:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day You just can't beat a woman's revenge......:D A husband wrote a letter for his wife to find: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-06-2005, 18:45

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day After getting all of Pope Benedict XVI's luggage loaded into the car, and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness,"...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-05-2005, 17:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day Now I am no mathematical genius, but I believe these figures to be fairly accurate...:D Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average number of...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2005, 08:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-01-2005, 19:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day The hospital psychiatrist was having a family session with four mothers and their children. He told the mothers that they all had obsessions. which they were continuing through their children and he...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-12-2004, 15:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-12-2004, 07:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-11-2004, 12:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day The dangers of drugs eh!!! :) A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-11-2004, 11:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day Here's one for you footie fans out there......:D Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-11-2004, 12:05

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2004, 21:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only four parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player....

Forum: Anything Goes 15-10-2004, 17:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day Don't try to blame me for your sicko sense of humour Sparky..;) I had absolutely nothing to do with that one folks....:D

Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2004, 16:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what is...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-10-2004, 19:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day We've all been in a situation where we have to rely on a quick 'put-down' haven't we girls?? Read on.....:D TOP TEN LIST OF PUT DOWNS TO MEN 1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't...

Forum: Anything Goes 28-09-2004, 17:46

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day Hmmm, I've never done it like this before..:D Two Hillbillies walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar drinking a beer and talking....

Forum: Anything Goes 17-09-2004, 16:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-09-2004, 21:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A man has spent many days crossing the Sahara without water. His trusty horse and camel have both long since died of thirst. Drier than a Californian raisin, he is on all fours crawling through the...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-09-2004, 21:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day The Christmas Present.....:D A young man called Ron wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very long, after careful...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-09-2004, 13:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day This is a real groaner....:D Two ants are playing a fast game of tennis in a saucer. After the game they sit on the edge of the saucer towelling themselves off and one ant turns...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-09-2004, 08:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A Yorkshire man, a sheep, and an alsatian were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-08-2004, 09:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go...

Forum: Anything Goes 29-08-2004, 13:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day An English man, a Scots man and an Irish man were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-08-2004, 16:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day :eek: Shame on you Sparky. Trying to blame me for the cr@p joke, you know I only send you good uns..

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2004, 12:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water ...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2004, 06:57

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By lettie Re: Joke Of The Day Childrens book titles you'll never see.......... "You Are Different and That's Bad" "Dad's New Wife, Timothy" "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing...

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