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Forum: General Chat 10-06-2011, 14:24
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Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

An interesting quote from the Wizard of Ossy in the Observer. However, I do wonder if the local rag may have made another error in it's typography. Surely the third from last word in Britcliffe's...
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 23:37
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Let me know when you're in hospital. After today's report on standards of NHS elderly care, you're going to need all the help you get. Mind you, I won't help with the bedpan - Garinda can do that.
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 23:26
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Don't you remember the story?

It wasn't a listed building, but when the full plans for the Arndale were made public, people realised the pub (then empty) was under threat. Listed Protection was...
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 23:02
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Well, I had to get to level 2 to get out the back window; unfortunately my foot slipped on the bog seat and got stuck in the U bend. Good job there were no turds in there (or at least I don't think...
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 22:45
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Bloody hell!

You learn something new every day. I've never been in the Arndale Carpark, not even for a pee.

Mind you, I once got trapped with my foot down the bog of the Black Bull, as I was...
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 22:30
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

I've never tried that. Can you hit the River Hyndburn from there?
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 21:42
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

There are some nice bogs in Manchester Arndale.

Where is the equivalent in Accy Arndale?

Do I have to have a pee in between the third and fourth shelves, Mills & Boone, W.H.Smiths?
Forum: General Chat 15-02-2011, 19:57
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Forum: General Chat 14-02-2011, 21:01
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

I'm wondering if this may be a long term plan by Councillor Britcliffe to bring in Squat Toilets in Accy, and thus get the ethnic vote?
Forum: General Chat 02-02-2011, 17:50
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Maybe there's a business opportunity here, Dave.

Stick a notice up in yer window, to read as follows:

Can't Find A Bog?

Crapped Your Pants?

Then pop in here and get a new pair,
with your...
Forum: General Chat 01-02-2011, 20:13
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Forum: General Chat 01-02-2011, 19:57
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Here's a mathematical formula for you:

If:

a = cost of excess butties at council meetings

b = cost of flash mobbing

c = cost of Leaders medal
Forum: General Chat 31-01-2011, 22:31
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

No Health & Safety, either....still, I suppose it's worth a try.
Forum: General Chat 31-01-2011, 22:21
Replies: 494
Views: 17,039
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

Surely there should be no problem for bus drivers? Given their occupation, they should be covered under the ancient statutes of Waggoners Rights. So if they do need a pee, they can do so quite...
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