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Forum: Anything Goes 05-04-2005, 17:16
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2005, 20:58
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
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I almost keeled over with the laughter............................NOT........................too old that one!!

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh,...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2005, 16:38
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
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One day Little Sally got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little...
Forum: Anything Goes 25-12-2003, 18:41
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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phoned the pizza and aske do u deliver they said no ham and cheeese lamb and beef

LET'S RIP OFF PETER KAY EH??
Forum: Anything Goes 11-10-2003, 22:47
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By jason
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;Dlol.....i like that
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2003, 19:08
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

lol
Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2003, 19:06
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By jason
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2003, 19:44
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2003, 19:42
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2003, 19:40
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-09-2003, 18:37
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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whats green and smells of pork??

kermits finger
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