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Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2004, 18:05
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Posted By Bagpuss
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The Geography of a Woman:

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
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Forum: Anything Goes 14-08-2004, 21:08
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Bagpuss
Re: Joke Of The Day

Because the real footy season started today and Wingy says we need to make people happy so they will give us some karma points, which I need, this joke is for the ladies or men who have football...
Forum: Anything Goes 02-11-2003, 21:37
Replies: 2,284
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Bagpuss
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If it really was a mans world...

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and "Cheers for the sex - now f*** off" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in lager....
Forum: Anything Goes 02-11-2003, 21:29
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Bagpuss
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

1. Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to bathroom. If partner seen, shake knob at her making the 'Woo' sound.

3. Look...
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