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Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2016, 03:38
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A Texan rancher visited a Saskatchewan wheat farm. He asked the farmer how much land he had. "I'm farming 36 sections," said the farmer. "Hell," said the Texan, "I have so much land that I can get...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2014, 18:57
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Political Incorrectness coming up, eh.

There's this butt ugly, fat broad shopping in Walmart ... go figure, eh ... and the BO! One day she was walking down the street and a crow, munching on a...
Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2014, 15:37
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Why anyone would find this the least bit humorous really has me stumped.
Forum: Anything Goes 31-01-2014, 17:03
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Breaking news: A skelton was discovered in a tree in Come By Chance, Newfoundland. DNA testing revealed that the remains were those of the All Newfoundland Hide and Go Seek champion of 1933.
Forum: Anything Goes 24-01-2014, 17:49
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A Newfie was walking along the beach near Come by Chance, looking for empties so that he could return them and buy more beer. He picked up an old brown stubby and, low and behold, out popped a genie...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-01-2014, 14:25
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Out on the backroads of Newfoundland, Bill rolled his truck. He was so badly mangled and burned that the coroner needed help identifying the body. As Bill had no family, he called in Bill's best...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-01-2014, 00:26
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A Newfie and his wife weresitting at home watching hockey on t.v. when, suddenly, his wife clutched her chest and slid to the floor. The Newf dialed 911 and told the operator that he needed an...
Forum: Anything Goes 13-12-2013, 00:57
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Here's one for the old farts:

What do Loretta Switt and Richard Pryor have in common?

They've both had major burns on their face.
Forum: Anything Goes 11-12-2013, 23:26
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Two newfies hired a boat and went out for a little bass fishing ... they found a great spot and were hauling in trophy bass. One newfie said, "Why don't we put an "X" on the bottom of the boat and...
Forum: Anything Goes 09-12-2013, 19:06
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A Brit arrived at Australian customs. One of the questions the custom's guy asked him was, "Do you have a criminal record?" The Brit replied, "Oh, I didn't realize it was still compulsory".
Forum: Anything Goes 22-10-2013, 00:32
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David Cameron walks into a bar with a toad on his head .... "OMG," says the bartender, "What happened?"

"I've no idea," replied the toad. "It started out as a wart on my ass."
Forum: Anything Goes 09-06-2013, 15:54
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A woman agreed to dog sit her neighbour's male German Shepherd dog even though her own dog was in heat. She reasoned that in a house as large as hers, and with a securely fenced yard she could keep...
Forum: Anything Goes 29-05-2013, 12:06
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A guy phones his lawyer's office, and the lawyer's secretary informs him: "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day he phones again, and again asks for his lawyer only to receive the...
Forum: Anything Goes 22-04-2013, 17:34
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On a transatlantic flight a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman loses it. Screaming, she...
Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2013, 18:19
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then...
Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2013, 22:31
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A voung ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his ususal run of stupid blonde jokes when a large blonde woman stands on her chair...
Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2012, 00:32
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A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his cell...
Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2012, 00:25
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I was in a pub on Saturday nite. I'd had a few, of course, and I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had accents; so, I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them said,...
Forum: Anything Goes 20-07-2012, 18:00
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After a long and successful life, Barack Obama dies peacefully in his sleep. Having spent his life in politics and law, he goes straight to hell. This causes a problem for the devil, as he is short...
Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2012, 12:09
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Two Newfies (Newfoundlanders) went out fishing in a hired boat. They had great luck. One Newfie says to the other, "Boye, we should mark this spot." The other Newfie says, "Aye ... we'll paint us...
Forum: Anything Goes 10-11-2011, 15:08
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Quantum physicists make lousy lovers ... when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum; and when they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2011, 17:05
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A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and says: "Hey, weren't you in here tomorrow"?
Forum: Anything Goes 30-06-2010, 19:28
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A Canadian hockey fan goes to heaven. After getting over the surprise of being let in, he takes a guided tour. St. Peter shows him all the fun stuff available, and finally comes to an immense...
Forum: Anything Goes 01-05-2008, 20:12
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WE ARE CANADIANS

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September thru May, you live in Canada.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada.

If you measure...
Forum: Anything Goes 16-04-2008, 17:58
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And this is one for bullseyebarb, if she ever gets around to reading jokes:

During his Presidency, Bill Clinton took a little jaunt to his home state of Arkansas using the Presidential...
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