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Forum: Anything Goes 22-05-2008, 17:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Good news... The Austrian cellar rapist, Josef Friztel, has been handed the death penalty. Bad news... John Terry is taking it! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 17-05-2007, 19:46

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Short & sweet, this one... A man with a terrible stutter walks into a shop and asks for a Mars Bar and comes out with 500 packs of M & M’s. :D

Forum: Anything Goes 03-03-2007, 12:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the wife said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". The husband thought for a few moments,...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2006, 19:42

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day I overheard this little tale the last time i was in the knockin' shop... :rolleyes: A chap visits a massage parlour: On the wall he sees a price list: Turkish massage £30. Swedish Massage...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-12-2005, 10:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask... The next weekend, they are in the same bar....

Forum: Anything Goes 29-12-2005, 12:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Here's another joke to upset Mary Whitehouse. :D Three blondes are sitting in a café, talking about what to get their boyfriends for Christmas. "It's funny," said Samantha. "Peter's balls are...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-12-2005, 08:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Right then, chaps, did you forget to buy your loved one a Christmas present? Glad to hear you didn't. When you have read this seasonal tale, you never will in the future, neither... ;) A...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-12-2005, 17:41

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Oh My God.... :rolleyes: :D John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?" "It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-11-2005, 18:18

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day A man goes in bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. Bartender says, "Nice mouse!" The man says, "No ordinary mouse though, this little feller talks!" The Bartender says "Oh yeah, what about?" The...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-11-2005, 18:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day It has been a while since we heard from Little Johnny... but you can't keep him out of the news for long. :D One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-11-2005, 14:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Two worms live on a golf course. The first worm says, "What kind of day is it?" The other worm says, "I don't know, but I was just going up to check it out." So he starts up through the dirt. At...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-09-2005, 14:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day I can understand why H&M dropped Kate Moss from their advertising campaign. I can understand Chanel doing likewise. But why Burberry? :confused: She's got the ultimate Chav boyfriend; she's on...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-09-2005, 17:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day This Yorkshire kid goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for a box of condoms. The chemist asks, "How old are you, son?" The kid replies, "Eleven." "I can't sell you any condoms," the...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-09-2005, 18:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "'Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink,...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-06-2005, 17:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Liana was a beautiful girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-06-2005, 11:18

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Listen chaps. the next time your missus complains of a headache to sidestep her bedroom duties, remember this: :rolleyes: Jim emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-06-2005, 17:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day This one is a real gross-out! ;) This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-06-2005, 17:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners. The walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer....

Forum: Anything Goes 09-06-2005, 16:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day While doing a vasectomy, Doctor Kildeer slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with an onion. Several weeks later,...

Forum: Anything Goes 21-05-2005, 12:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Here's a joke for you Royski. Remind you of the jukebox in the Hope & Anchor, does it? ;) I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals' first choice. That was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans...

Forum: Anything Goes 28-04-2005, 18:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day There are a few slackers where I work that have this disease. A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?"...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2005, 18:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day It's been a while since my last joke. I hope this one makes you laugh... :p A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-03-2005, 18:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology "How do you determine if a patient is cured." The psychologist explains. "We take them to the bathtub, which is...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-03-2005, 17:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Bob took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous."...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2005, 17:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Sparkologist Re: Joke Of The Day Even Mr Tealeaf would have to try hard to offend more folks than this joke in one sitting. :rolleyes: A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland, decided that he would like to...

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