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Forum: Anything Goes 28-05-2008, 12:25

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-10-2007, 21:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Just reversed in to a car, a drawf got out and said "I'm not happy!!!!!!" I asked "which one are you then?"

Forum: Anything Goes 20-11-2006, 12:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Is there a doctor in the house? In the Omniplex a while back, a particularly boring bit of the movie was on, when a cry came from the dark. Shadow at the front (shouting): "Anyone! Is there a...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-09-2006, 12:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A joke for busman.......:D A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-03-2006, 16:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day What Did The Fish Say When It Swam Into A Wall?

Forum: Anything Goes 04-03-2006, 16:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2006, 16:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Paul McCartney has bought his missus a plane........... so she can shave her leg now.:D

Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2006, 15:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A Priest is very fond of his rooster and hens... His rooster then goes missing. Next day in Church he asks his congregation, " Has anybody got a cock ?" All the men stand up..." No, i mean has...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-02-2006, 14:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Forum: Anything Goes 23-01-2006, 14:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Here are some of the foolish things that various football commentators have uttered, and later wished they hadn't. . . "What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-01-2006, 16:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day why shouldn't you wear Ukranian underpants? Chernobyl fallout

Forum: Anything Goes 13-12-2005, 13:42

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-12-2005, 15:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A guy walks in to a bar with his dog and the barman gets the guy a drink and starts talking to him, he says is that a mongrel and the guy says no its mongal, you mean mongrel says the barman, no I...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-11-2005, 01:10

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day George Bests son to inherit 50,000,000 pounds

Forum: Anything Goes 24-11-2005, 02:26

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Nice one Sara :) What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A? He heard boys pant were half off! Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday? He went to Tampa with the children. I hear Gary Glitter...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-11-2005, 13:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A man went to a zoo It only had 1 dog in it. It was a shi tzu

Forum: Anything Goes 03-11-2005, 22:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day 40 Gypsies arrive at Heavens Gate. St Peter comes out and says 'sorry we've only got room for 5 of you so decide amongst yourself who's coming in' 5 minutes later St Peter says to God 'They've...

Forum: Anything Goes 30-10-2005, 13:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-10-2005, 23:03

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Ok worst joke in the world after that last one... What does a mommy buffalo say to her son on his way out to school? Wait for it...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-10-2005, 22:05

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A picture for the above post http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005470812,00.jpg

Forum: Anything Goes 18-10-2005, 16:55

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day A young man moved into a new apartment by himself, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-10-2005, 14:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Bloody funny after six pints.:)

Forum: Anything Goes 15-10-2005, 23:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New CD...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-09-2005, 14:38

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What is it when a man talks dirty to a...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2005, 18:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By Bazf Re: Joke Of The Day Q. WHAT'S green and runs around your garden? A. A hedge ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- A MAN checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a...

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