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Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-09-2010, 22:28
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

It did appear to me that for the Lincoln game Ilyas's pitch did play 'right'...so whilst we thank John, Jimmy, and their great team for their absolutely professional and entertaining performance,...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 03-09-2010, 06:50
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Given this massive outlay Cashy....how is 'Ilyas's Pitch' looking after a dose of 'Indian Summer' sunshine ??...
and will JC's 'Braves' be able to produce the 'passing-game' he is constantly seeking...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 24-08-2010, 17:59
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

And SM !..Fred. that well-known Weather Pundit on Granada News also sounded quite hopeful regarding the chances of LESS rainfall in our area !.

Stanley Hope's that he is correct for once !.
Forum: Accrington Stanley 24-08-2010, 09:07
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

With less rain forecast SM...I predict that 'Ilyas's Pitch' WILL prevail !!.

(And Newcastle United will not enjoy it one little bit !).
Forum: Accrington Stanley 22-08-2010, 09:59
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Or, as it's affectionately termed...

'Jeff Stelling's Hutch !'.
Forum: Accrington Stanley 22-08-2010, 09:21
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Agree Val !....but nothing that a bit of 'scrattin' and some muck can't fix !...

Don't you think though that the Newcastle United players, accustomed to their Billiard-Table surface at St.James'...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 20-08-2010, 09:50
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Being overwhelmed by curiosity at your mention of this hitherto unheard of procedure being applied to 'Ilyas's Pitch ' SC...
I was stimulated to carry out some research into the subject...and came...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 19-08-2010, 20:00
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

We don't like the sound of that procedure SC !!.... Now look, Sid is no Doctor but he says if you spotted them 'scrattin' then it seems to him like the Contractors may have contracted something they...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 19-08-2010, 11:31
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

But you will let us know what your visit uncovers SC...
We receive so many conflicting reports that we would really appreciate a current and comprehensive review of the situation...
(ps...Stanley...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 21:30
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Perspicacity personified Val !...but on a more serious note, would you, or perhaps Mr T know if 'Ilyas's Pitch'is still unfit for purpose as many well-informed, and equally concerned Stanley...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 18:01
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Hmmmm..Well for a start...

Four is the only number that is spelled wiith an amount of letters that is exactly equal to its value!

Then again Four is just enough for a game of Twister !.
...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 17:17
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Cowboy !..it's already done !!.
With no thanks to Stanley Convert for identifying 'Cow-shed Sid for me, there are now FOUR of us in my close-nit (not a spelling error!) Accy Forum world !..
...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 14:42
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

The plot thickens yet again !... Could the aforementioned Ditch really be the cause of our shared concern for 'Ilyas's Pitch'...If so, why didn't the Surveyors/ Contractors define this as a hazard...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 12:11
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Thanks for that resume SC...although your final paragraph would echo an air of non-confidence !!..
and who is 'Cow Shed Sid '...?. I bet he didn't take too kindly to being gravel-slitted every two...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 18-08-2010, 09:38
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Tried that Dave...told the Man on the Sports desk that I was a Stanley Fan and could he tell me anything about the Pitch..he told me that this was a viscous Resin produced by plants and formed from...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 17-08-2010, 21:02
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

SH !... I'm completely overwhelmed by this information about THE Embargo....but what about 'Ilyas's Pitch'...Has it been fettled yet ?....Has more finance been made available for the project ?..Does...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 17-08-2010, 18:50
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Vairy interestink Grumbler !...but can you impart any details regarding the current state of 'Ilyas's Pitch' as requested in my last post ??...being sequestered in the depths of the Ribble Valley...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 17-08-2010, 07:12
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Being somewhat surprised at seeing little or no information regarding 'Ilyas's Pitch' being released from official sources,( which having to have two demanding games played on it over the coming...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-08-2010, 22:29
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Do you realise that this is the most diplomatic answer you have ever posted Cashy !!!...

( ps. Since 'Stanley Hope' moved in AE has gone into a sulk..
just sits there singing 'On Stanley...on...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-08-2010, 22:11
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

But which rascal would feed them the 'crap' you speak of in the first place Cashy ?.
Surely no representative of Accrington Stanley would wish to confuse or mislead the Fans by releasing 'news'...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-08-2010, 19:55
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

Mark,It disappointed me to read in the Telegraph that the £70,000 which our benefactor Ilyas Khan had bestowed upon the Club for the Pitch improvements was actually a 'parting gift' !..
I didn't...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 09-08-2010, 17:07
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

The Contractors could try PLAN 'B' Reamer...but only as a last resort !!
http://download2.dreamstime.com/dreamstimezoom_3030764.jpg?imageid=3030764&forcepass=0f4ae1e0d07edc8ad1b89836506a1ce0...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 08-08-2010, 10:41
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

An accredited expert and his team are at hand even as I write Reamer...

http://orissadiary.com/Movies/Akshay_Tritiya_Festivals_in_Orissa/akshya-trutiya1.jpg

Own manure provided !!...

NB...
Forum: Accrington Stanley 07-08-2010, 20:10
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

I am still not convinced that the answer does not lie in a good top-dressing of muck !!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/debsparrots/manureman.jpg
And there's plenty of it about Red !!!!!.
Forum: Accrington Stanley 06-08-2010, 21:06
Replies: 338
Views: 20,513
Posted By yonmon
Re: Pitch

I can only echo your gratitude SC, and although my 'fanship' of Accrington Stanley doesn't amount to taking part in the sort of efforts you report upon in your post, I am nevertheless proud to be...
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