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Forum: Anything Goes 15-11-2007, 22:56
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Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant" the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I always buy...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-12-2006, 01:17
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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Speed Demon
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-12-2006, 00:31
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
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Cool Re: Joke Of The Day

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in

despair, he had his first meeting with a demon

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm...
Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2006, 18:39
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and
tell him to report on all the neighborhood...
Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2006, 20:15
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was
a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the
streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence...
Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2005, 19:50
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the
farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down
in the barnyard, first giving the rooster...
Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2005, 22:24
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

The wife from hell.






A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise...
Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2005, 22:16
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

The P*nis Study

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study
took two years and cost over $180,000. The results...
Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2005, 21:41
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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Postman Pats Last Day……..



It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the...
Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2005, 16:20
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

11/10 for that one Pendy.......:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:
Forum: Anything Goes 17-04-2005, 05:04
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual blonde jokes when a blonde woman...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-03-2005, 22:34
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Talking Re: Joke Of The Day

Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories
on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

...
Forum: Anything Goes 16-03-2005, 10:11
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise...
Forum: Anything Goes 08-03-2005, 00:53
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Tell me this won't happen to us!!! Wishful thinking!
_______________________________________

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is...
Forum: Anything Goes 07-03-2005, 22:32
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is...
Forum: Anything Goes 25-02-2005, 23:33
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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Irish toast.......

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"



That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast...
Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2005, 11:17
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The
next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their...
Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2005, 11:09
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Groaner






A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-02-2005, 17:21
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

An attractive young woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub. She signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers.

"Are you the Manager?" she asks running her fingers through his hair. "No"...
Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2005, 16:25
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Two Italians In The U.S.A.

An elderly American woman overhears a conversation between two Italian immigrants. One is saying to the other:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come...
Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2005, 16:22
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Nice one IMY..:D
Forum: Anything Goes 29-01-2005, 23:58
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.

The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-11-2004, 13:55
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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THE PERFECT COUPLE





Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
Forum: Anything Goes 29-10-2004, 23:46
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
Re: Joke Of The Day

Reliant Robin

A guy driving a Reliant Robin pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Reliant Robin rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy,...
Forum: Anything Goes 29-10-2004, 23:42
Replies: 2,277
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Busman747
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